Lyssa Thoughts

All is fair in love & pizza.

[ragecomics4you]

Now you get it why Adidas pants have vertical stripes and the sneakers’ stripes have an angle.

[thaunderground]

[10mb]

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

[doujinshi]

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

[oforlikelalune-deactivated-deac]

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

[cake-warrior]

yeah german tends to get right to the point

[mapsontheweb]

Florida today vs Florida during the last glacial period.

[lord-kitschener]

God, imagine how awful the world must have been back when there was even more Florida

[habboheroes]

[lyssathoughts]

WE’RE MOVING✈️ Surprise! We’re packing up and moving on to our next adventure!🐾 On January 5th Matthew, Scout, and I will wave goodbye to Mickey and head to Washington, DC! I’ll be working at @districtdog as the Assistant Manager of Dog Walking & Daycare and Manager of Business Development and Matthew will be a part of a team opening a new restaurant in DC in the Navy Yard! (at Venetian Isle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrqbYCfAGco/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ill0fwvlntnv

[lyssathoughts]

Maximum Floof #TeddyBear 🐻Scouty is getting a haircut on Monday✂️ (at First Watch - West Windermere - Now Open!) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrZL_fwgPkj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15kbm5htcuc22

[lyssathoughts]

Thank you for the ‘do @luna.hair.lounge 🌙 (at Luna Hair Lounge) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSNexbhh3q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13usmaw0bbgv3

[lyssathoughts]

Actual Heaven😍 (at Venetian Isle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmXjjW8hQ5k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s75hsdsmvjvp

[lyssathoughts]

Happy Anniversary to the love of my life, my best friend, my soulmate, Matthew.💙#8YearsAndCounting #TheAdventureContinues (at East Bridgewater, Massachusetts)

[lyssathoughts]

Florida Livin’ 🌴🌅 (at Venetian Isle)

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🌈🌈☔️💅🏻 (at Luxury Nails and Spa, Windermere)

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My breakfast date❤️☕️ ➡️ @scoutthedoodleboy (at Venetian Isle)

[alia-andreth-deactivated2018121]

Regional Gothic

Southern

New England

Western

Midwestern

Rocky Mountain

Appalachian

Pacific Northwestern

Southwestern

Alaskan

[haru-desune]

Florida

[lyssathoughts]

He sits like a frog 🐸 ➡️@scoutthedoodleboy⬅️ (at Venetian Isle)

[lyssathoughts]

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” - David Letterman ☕️ (at My House)

[lyssathoughts]

🎣 (at Cape Cod Canal)

[lyssathoughts]

Reunited with bae ☕️ @marylouscoffee #borntobewired (at Marylou's News)