madeleine ⚡️

the world is a medieval monarchy and I am the court jester - I mostly just use this as a diary and to be annoying - (she/her) - 22 - bad music enjoyer https://open.spotify.com/user/izf2sfk86nn0h5ldx141dpc0a?si=kPUMyn1FQZ-Cnw7jfJqo3Q - letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/daff0dils_/ - pinterest: https://pin.it/3kphZnQzO

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getting fired for posting “i legit hate everyone i work with”

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robert pattinson was a little too happy saying “somebody get these BEGGARS outta here”

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is it possible that maybe something does come after death? idk but after i die i’ll be sure to let y’all know rq

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thinking about when my dad who got arrested twice for abusing his ex(?) girlfriend posted a whole long narrative on facebook about how dangerous narcissists are ofc heavily alluding to her and the only comment was from someone i didn’t recognize saying “i have a feeling there’s more to this story” lmfaoooo

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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me after buying something at a store or restaurant even though i was totally polite to the cashier and did not inconvenience them at all by having them do their job: oh my god was i annoying??? i was so annoying oh my god i was probably really rude too and they hate me and want me to fall into the glass door on my way out

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

i am ready to be sooooo insufferable for yellowjackets season 4

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what is the end goal for the epstein class once all the rest of us are dead? they won’t have any more workers and consumers to exploit or children to rape so i really don’t get it

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

a random cat running up to you outside and asking for pets >>> any other mental health treatments

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i suddenly really miss my rose gold iphone 6s

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some of you may have forgotten that misty may have found a whole strap harness in natalie’s storage unit. but i absolutely have not

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thinking about in like 2018/2019 in high school english class when we were doing these grammar exercises and i was called on to give my answer for one that mentioned tom felton and for some reason we had to like know who he is and what he does for the answer but i didn’t so the teacher’s like “come on! harry potter!” and i was like “i don’t like harry potter” and like half the class gasped. i was ahead of my time lowkey

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matt damon i am quite fond of you

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where is this kid now

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guy who thinks periods are a myth

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my boyfriend just hit me with a “omg i’m sorry i took a seven hour nap 😭” the end is near isn’t it.

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

this produce parasite is just a ploy to get us all to eat arby’s