alpenglow

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[weloveshortvideos]

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[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person driving: “Uh, let me get a number 8, and uh… oh! I’m talking to the trashcan!” 

Person recording: [snickers]

[with-practice]

ME

[with-practice]

I’m about to fall the fuck out. . LMFAOOOO

[luv2scam]

@murryclurr us

[m-c-r-archive]

do i have literally any active followers lmao like this post if you don't want me to delete this shitty blue blog

[illumahottie]

If you don’t like pickles I can’t fuck with you

[luv2scam]

who else is a big slut for Bath & Body Works

[luv2scam]

It’s almost like we could have discussed Trump’s severe conflicts of interest, intimidation of the free press, and comprehensive disregard for the constitution before November 8 lol

[m-c-r-archive]

therapist: how are you feeling?

me: i don't feel a fucking thing my guy

[m-c-r-archive]

inside of me mind is always funny 

[queenbeyduh]

Beyoncé performing ‘Single Ladies’ and Ashley’s Proposal (FULL VIDEO)

[m-c-r-archive]

if you’re in love, i would love if you’d message me the story about the first time you said “i love you”

[m-c-r-archive]

@tradebeautyguru and i just binge ate for like 5 hours

[luv2scam]

not to sound like a bitch but I wish I was a stupid fucking fluffy cat who doesn’t have to do shit

[drakes1stalbum-deactivated20150]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This changed my life.

[m-c-r-archive]

I’m legitimately screaming this is the best video I’ve ever seen 

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Me after 3 blënts

[luv2scam]

loud

[luv2scam]

this is the funniest thing to ever happen

[m-c-r-archive]

@tradebeautyguru

[m-c-r-archive]

If you've been following me for any length of time, you're familiar with my Mia and now she's a married woman and we spent the weekend crying and laughing and dancing and singing and now it's over and I've never been so tired in my life. MOH, out.