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winterswake

*Thomas The Tank Engine Theme plays in the distance*

Resident Evil 2 Remake [14/?]

nocturnal-wisp

Has science gone to far?

unclefather

You like. My hair? Gee thanks. It’s possum

I can’t believe y’ll are still posting your long ass thoughts on here. We can’t even masturbate to them anymore

sodomymcscurvylegs

My NSA agent after hacking all my accounts:

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Your NSA agent is gonna see this and CRACK.

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me when my NSA agent quits because they can’t take my shitposting anymore:

37q-archive

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

antiandrogen

explain

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat

explain

fiftyshadesofmacandcheese

Where can I buy her album tho

blackwaluigi

that vibrato

gimme10dollas

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

shiftythrifting

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

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Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

cherryseltzer

my pussy pops reverely?

menpale

showerthoughtsofficial

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420

excuse me

nudygoon

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basically

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lmaoo

beachdeath

Hayden Summerall and Annie LeBlanc are basically Brangelina for the next generation. Except this couple started in Instagram fan-fiction first.

on a related note i read this article the other day and it scared the living shit out of me

From the age of 4, Annie LeBlanc has had every major milestone in her life documented on YouTube. Her parents are what are known as “family vloggers,” and since 2008 they have dutifully recorded every moment of her childhood along with their family’s life on their YouTube channel, Bratayley.

Fans have seen Annie throw temper tantrums, lose her first tooth, begin school, learn to ride a bike, and enter puberty. Naturally, when she began spending time with a boy for the first time at age 12, her online fanbase of nearly 20 million followers across social platforms freaked out.

the truman show except you’re a twelve year old girl and the villainous showrunners forcing you into a manipulated romance for publicity are your mom and dad

beachdeath

Though Annie has lived her entire life online, even her father, Billy LeBlanc, was amazed at the level of dedication teens showed to perpetuating the idea of a “Hannie” relationship.

“Fans immediately began sending Instagram edits,” he said. “These kids are very good at Photoshop. While Annie and Hayden’s relationship has always been innocent, the fans would take the two in certain poses and photoshop them together so it looked like an authentic photo.”

Fans constructed an entire false narrative of Hayden and Annie’s life as a couple, photoshopping them out on dates together, at the movies, attending fictional parties.

“They’ve photoshopped them together at prom,” Billy said, despite the fact that neither Annie or Hayden has ever attended prom.

“You’d see these images all over Instagram, thousands of them, and you’re like, I know that didn’t happen!” he said. “In the beginning [the shipping] was driven by a lot of photos that weren’t real, but as they began hanging out with each other in real life, kids would edit photos of them together. They’d take the two sitting next to each other, for instance, and scoot them closer together.”

like imagine knowing this is happening to your twelve-year-old child and rather than recognize it as a serious invasion of privacy and a major threat to her emotional health and well-being, you sign her up to star in a tv show created solely to stoke the mania around her friendship with another twelve-year-old

luv2scam

Kill the parents