mirp

Chaos, but like in a sexy way My pronouns are she/esh I write, I guess

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[teathattast]

[jingerpi]

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

[desktop-assistant]

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[acanuk]

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku: C’mon, come to the party. Even Todoroki said he’s going.

Bakugo: Of course, Todoroki fuc*ing Shouto is going. Asshole.

Izuku:

Izuku: You’ve been saying his name like that for two months now in every conversation, what is the deal there?

Bakugo: Oh, he knows why.

Todoroki: I honestly don’t.

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo: Oi, Icyhot! Why the hell did you ignore me during our exercise?! I ran into a brick wall, you asshole!

Todoroki, remembers how Endeavor hugged Bakugo after only a week of meeting him: Because screw you, that’s why.

Bakugo: HAH?!

[fever-dreamer97]

Todoroki: I just don’t think it was necessary to make the Mario Brothers plumbers.

Bakugo: Oh, so being a plumber isn’t a respectable job now?! I fu*king love to see your damn toilet explode, what would you do then, IcyHot?! WHAT THE FU*K WOULD YOU DO THEN?!

Todoroki:

Bakugo: WOULD YOU FIX THE TOLIET?! NO, YOU’D CALL A PLUMBER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! *leaves*

Todoroki:

Izuku: He just found out that his favorite coffee brand is discontinuing.

Todoroki: Ah.

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, throwing a can at Todoroki’s head: You sneaky son of a bitch!

Todoroki: Ow.

Izuku: Kacchan! Why-

Bakugo: You’re supposed to say UNO when you have one card left!

Todoroki: I said “one.”

Bakugo: IT’S A MEXICAN GAME, YOU FOOL!

[fever-dreamer97]

Todoroki: What are you guys doing?

Bakugo: None of your business, Icyhot!

Todoroki: I know it’s none of my business, that’s why I wanna know.

[keidieeem]

Aged up TodoBaku:

Todoroki: (pulling out a flask) you want some?

Bakugou: sure

Bakugou: (after sipping) what the fuck? Is this soup?

[mincorrectha]

Ochaco: So, how's room mating with Shoto going?

Izuku, smiling: He's the light of our life!

Katsuki, face down on the floor: A light that NEVER SHUTS OFF.

Izuku:

Ochaco:

Shoto: *Continues crunching Kitkat without breaking it*

Katsuki: *sCREAMS*

[niks-minion]

Meanwhile in the hospital

Bakugou: You sure about that, Icyhot?

Todoroki: Yep, pretty much.

Bakugou: Ok then. Khm-khm. My hero name is Dynamight!

Todoroki: It’s so lame. Worst name I’ve ever heard

Midoryia, suddenly conscious: Todoroki kun! How could you say that?! I’m sure Kacchan put such an effort to come up with it, also it shows his respect to All Might and...

[traitordenki]

Bakugou, watching Monoma run away: is anyone else looking at the way he runs?

Todoroki: what do you mean?

Bakugou: he does not run like a normal person. He scampers. Like a rat.

[flejaa]

kirishima: why the hell did you two get arrested?

bakugo: I DON'T KNOW! we didn't do anything wrong!

kirishima:

todoroki: we got pulled over and when officer said "papers", katsuki said "scissors" and drove off

bakugo: hey! it was you who wanted to throw a rock at him!

kirishima: you're both idiots

[a-clowns-words]

Katsuki, from across the room: OI! HALF N' HALF!

Shouto, turning to look at him: Yes, Bakugou?

Katsuki: YOU'RE A FUCKIN' LOSER!

Shouto:

Shouto, sighing: ...Thanks Bakugou...

[bvnnyzuku]

bakugo: oi, stupid deku-!

midoriya: kacchan, if you dont shut your ugly stinking mouth for once in your life i will full cowl you into the sun

bakugo: ...

todoroki: one of his all might figures broke

[balaroo]

My predictions for the three musketeers movie:

[During a crucial moment after a battle with villains]

Todoroki: Midoriya, you're bleeding!

Deku: Ah. I might've been stabbed.

Todoroki: What? Why wouldn't you say anything?

Deku: I didn't want to slow us down, this is important!

Todoroki: Midoriya, that's incredibly reckless. You should've- Bakugou, are you not upset he hid this?

Bakugou: [Holds up his shirt to show where he got shot earlier] No way, me too!

Todoroki, breathing deeply: This is fine.