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[killertoons]

I had an idea for a sticker

[wizardarchetypes]

was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

[wizardarchetypes]

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

[captdedeyes]

Today Kirby Air Riders releases AND it's Transgender Remembrance Day 🏳️‍⚧️🌟

[captdedeyes]

Happy Pride from Kirby Air Riders!

❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

[forxstboyfriend-deactivated2025]

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

[karhs]

"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

[nentuaby]

"Why do you want to work at ACME corp?"

"Well, the economy is structured to be fatally coercive toward those who don't enrich capital."

[sea-sneezeart]

Reposting this drawing from when episode 8 came out because I COULD NOT stand how I originally drew his teeth lol

[archivearchangelica]

Gay Sex World, 2008

[dear-ao3]

[n0vqni]

Speaking to the void but so many writers have deactivated because of entitled people, false accusations, hate campaigns based on false accusations, purity culture, and pressure over writing not often enough. It's really disheartening to see. I could genuinely tell you my current count is 20. Literally. Wtf happened to fandom. This is why I will never post my writing online. It's either just for me or something I share with my irl circle. It's BS what's happening. Thanks for chasing writers out of fandom, some of my faves are gone forever. 🖕🏻

[blessyouhawkeye]

the thing that would be so so good about coldflash is that joe west had to deal with his daughter dating his cop partner and was like surely there can't be anything worse than this. so imagine if his son came to him and was like dad i'm in love. with a criminal well over a decade older than me who has blackmailed me personally semi recently. but daddy i love him.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

This is equally funny from the other side. Len having to come clean about being in love with a cop and not just a cop but a superhero one who keeps scolding him about his lifestyle choices. Groaning into his beer, but daddy I love him!

Mick: Okay, okay, I get it. But if you ever call me Daddy again, I'll set fire to your pubes.

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[theehorsepusssy]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[important-animal-images]

[starsnot]

have you ever seen a cow in real life

i see cows every day

i see cows very often

i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual

i have only seen cows a few times

i have seen cows once

i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals

i have never seen a cow

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!

[pbeeanjay]

fish out of water

[nakamorijuan]

第111話 「聖杯の神秘な力！ムーン二段変身」