Do you have the rest of the 30 rules?
Thank you for the question! I had to do some digging, but I was able to find the rest of the rules! I re-wrote some of them since some of them didn't make much sense. But here are the original rules that I once found so many years ago.
You are now only 24 months old. You will do as all 24-month olds do, including using diapers, drinking from bottles, eating in a high chair and having a babysitter.
The following 32 rules must be followed at all times. Good behavior will be rewarded (see list of rewards below) and bad behavior will be met with punishment (see list of punishments below).
You will not speak like a big boy/girl.
Never touch your diapers.
If you need a change you must find an appropriate way to tell an adult using only baby talk.
If you do not tell an adult that you have pooped or peed your diaper, you must wait until an adult does a diaper check.
Never remove your clothes or check your diapers, that is Mommy or Daddyâs responsibility.
Never touch your no-no parts. You may only masturbate by dry humping a teddy bear.
You may not cum without Mommy or Daddyâs permission.
Never fuss or talk back to grown ups.
Wear what you are put in without any complaining.
Do not attempt to hide anything Mommy or Daddy gives you or makes you wear in front of others or in public.
You will use your diapers whenever and wherever you need them. You will not hold your pee or poop to avoid embarrassment.
You are not to use the toilet. If you are not wearing a diaper you must use a puppy pee pad.
Never enter the bathroom without Mommy or Daddy (or your babysitter).
You will not feed yourself unless instructed to do so. When you do feed yourself you will use only your hands.
When your paci is put in it does not come out unless an adult takes it out.
You will only play with baby toys that Mommy or Daddy give you (that means no cell phones and no big boy/girl things).
You will be polite and respectful to all adults and do whatever they tell you.
Anyone over your age (24 months) is considered an adult to you.
You will not fight with your siblings.
You will address Mommy and Daddy as such, and all other adults by their proper title.
You will always refer to yourself as the right pronoun and title given you by your caretaker.
You will not interrupt or speak out of turn.
You will not resist being diapered or changed.
You will not argue bedtimes or naps.
Bedtime is at 8:00pm every night unless moved even earlier by an adult.
You must hold an adultâs hand when you cross the street.
School work comes before playtime. You will finish all your work in a timely manner.
You may not wander off. You will hold an adults hand at all times in public.
You may not be in a room alone without being in a crib, a highchair, playpen or being otherwise secured.
You will not lie about or be ashamed of your diapers. If someone asks you must be open and proud of your littleness.
Any supervising adult has the right to make more rules as the situation dictates.
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an immediate spanking. Your punishment will increase with each infraction. Punishments for bad behavior will include:
Less big boy/girl privileges
Good behavior will be rewarded with things such as:
Gaining big boy/girl privileges
Being allowed to eat adult food
Getting to eat out Mommy and/or suck Daddyâs penis
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