the m stands for mal 🥰

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[starplatimoon]

hl2vrai women for today

[things-that-are-not-true]

everyone hears all aabout how mosquitos suck the blood out of people but what they don't know is they take that blood and put it in someone else. they give that blood to people in need. people who would die without it

[charl0ttan]

your mama isnt even fat enough to sit on a globe and turn it into a map🗣️🔥🔥

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[charl0ttan]

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sam-fry-eggs]

Yo, it’s dog 

[charon30030]

Some kind of stick bug

[jujubamp4]

couple of redraws

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[koipondx86]

Wow, cant believe i predicted this meme!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[adirtnap]

[strangestcase]

"Man is not truly one but truly two", Robert Louis Stevenson said that and I'd say he knows a bit more about Jekyll and Hyde than YOU do pal because he invented it! And then perfected it so that no man could ever best him in the ring of honor! Then, he used all of his book money to buy one of every block on Earth, and then he punched the crap out of every. single. one. and that's why the guy from Minecraft is called Steve. UNLESS THEY'RE CALLED ALEX