Waifu #2
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Waifu #2
So, I know how much everybody loves pretend-dating/pretend-marriage fics, but have you considered ‘pretend NOT to be dating/married’ AUs?
For example:
My friend is so determined to fix me up with somebody better than my string of casual coffee date/hookup partners that I didn’t have the heart to tell her, after she set us up for a blind date, that I actually met you six months ago
We’re both professors in the same department and it enhances your reputation with the students as a mysterious enigma and my reputation as a stone-cold terror if we pretend to hate each other, plus when we back each other up in departmental meetings everybody’s so surprised they give in right away
My parents thought I was working for an insurance company in New York when really I was joining the CIA so I just sort of never mentioned when I met you on an assassination-gone-wrong and now we’ve been married for five years and they still don’t know you exist, this has gotten wildly out of hand and you won’t stop laughing about it
All your coworkers know you’re married to a cop but now I’m undercover investigating a string of bank heists and it turns out that your only friend at your shitty new job is dating the head bank robber.
We’ve been communicating entirely by email/phone/carrier pigeon/paid messenger for the past year as we work to bring some peace and order to this troubled land, so when I walked into the negotiation room to sit down with the fearsome and terrible politician/businessperson/famed warrior that all my people are so afraid of, I didn’t really expect it to be you.
I didn’t think my parents could accept me dating somebody of your gender/race/religion/species, so we’ve been keeping it quiet, but now my mom can’t stop talking about her friend’s next-door neighbor and how perfect they’d be for me and you’ve got some nosy neighbor trying to set you up with their coworker’s kid and how do we tell them we’re engaged without making them think it’s because of their completely uninvited meddling?
You’ve got to pretend-date your best friend for a couple of weeks because reasons, and somehow that means we’re passing ourselves off as siblings to explain why we live together but we’ve started giving each other really filthy pre-sex looks behind everyone’s back like a game of chicken and pretty soon somebody is going to start to have serious concerns about our siblinghood.
Pretending-not-to-be-dating AUs: add yours today!
Questions for the Mun
☯ Is there a muse you've always wanted to play?
♣ Is there an author(s) that you look up to with your writing skills?
♧ Is there an RP partner(s) that you credit for becoming a better writer?
♥ What's your favorite ship with your muse?
♡ Would you ever write a poly ship?
♦ What's an AU that you've always wanted?
♢ What's an AU that you think just won't work with your muse?
♔ What's your opinion on teacher/student verses? Do you have any of these as threads?
♕ Do you like magic!anons? Why or why not?
⚜ What is the best time to write for you? Why?
★ What type of historical AU would you like to do one day?
☆ What type of fantasy AU would you like to do one day?
☄ Do you think your muse would have liked going to high school sports games? Do you or did you go to high school sports games?
☾ Do you like writing smut? Why or why not?
☽ Do you like writing angst? Why or why not?
☼ What's an FC that you're dying to use? Why?
☀ What's an FC that you desperately want to play with? Why?
☁ What's an FC that you refuse to play with? Why?
☂ How does your muse spend a rainy day? How do you spend a rainy day?
☃ If your muse was cartoonized, what would their FC be? Why?
☺ What's a character that you desperately want your muse to play with? Why?
☹ What's a character that you refuse to play with? Why?
☢ Are there any ships that you would like to write for one day? Any that you wouldn't?
☣ What's one thing that will make you drop a thread?
♨ What's a muse that you wished had lasted, but didn't?
❀ Do you like reblog karma? Why or why not?
✿ Do you have a mun FC? If so why did you choose that as your FC, and if not who would you choose?
♪♩♫ Does music inspire your muse? What's one song on your playlist that reminds you of your muse?
✂ Do you like to format your posts? Why or why not?
✆ Other than RPing, what's a hobby of yours?
✉ Do you RP on any other platforms?
❤ Have you or are you currently in love?
❥ Has something ever happened for you to hate a ship? Why?
ツ Who has been your favorite muse to play so far? Why?
回 Which muse was the worst to play? Why?
✘ People come in a group. If I were to look on your blog, who would I see you interacting with the most?
ღ Do you have a personal blog? Do you share it with your followers or do you keep it private?
▼ Do you keep your character in character even if they are one of the worst people in the world?
▽ Why did you create this muse?
Finally getting to play Her Story. I’ve been wanting to play this for a while, and I’m excited to try out this mystery!
So I’m back on here. Kinda want to get back into RPing...
Streaming video games for 24 hours to benefit Children's Miracle Network!
It’s the Day of Play for Extra Life 2017! I will be streaming for (hopefully) the next 24 hours to raise money for Children’s Miracle Network hospitals!
We’re at $80 out of my $250 goal! We have about 8.5 hours left. LET’S DO THIS!
About 5 hours left, and still have a ways to go to hit my goal. Please help in any way you can!
Streaming video games for 24 hours to benefit Children's Miracle Network!
It’s the Day of Play for Extra Life 2017! I will be streaming for (hopefully) the next 24 hours to raise money for Children’s Miracle Network hospitals!
We’re at $80 out of my $250 goal! We have about 8.5 hours left. LET’S DO THIS!
Streaming video games for 24 hours to benefit Children's Miracle Network!
It’s the Day of Play for Extra Life 2017! I will be streaming for (hopefully) the next 24 hours to raise money for Children’s Miracle Network hospitals!
About halfway through the stream! I’m at $55 out of my $250 goal. Help me reach my goal and I’ll dye my hair!
Extra Life 2017
I’m streaming for Extra Life 2017! Come watch and help Children’s Miracle Network!
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Just sent the details to your art email :)
Okay cool, if it’s possible tomorrow, I’ll probably try and do a livestream while working on it. Or would you rather I wait for me to start until the poses came out that you mentioned?
I was thinking of waiting for the new poses, if that's okay with you.
Commissions: Open
twiggenstein:
Eyo guys, I’m trying to get back into doing commissions to help earn some extra money.
This isn’t an emergency type thing, we’re not in any immediate trouble, but due to a car problem that was there before we even bought the car, our insurance took $1,700 from our bank account at once.
I’m not expecting any kind of like…super support from this, I just feel kinda like…super guilty not helping with the situation at all.
So.
Down to the dirty.
Busts: $10 for just lines ($15 for colored)
Waist up: $15 for just lines ($20 for colored)
Full body: $20 for just lines ($25 for colored)
For chibis you can basically just half those prices.
For decorative pictures, the price will vary, depending on how much detail you want.
My email for the payments through paypal is [email protected]
I can do straight up designs for OCs, chibis or just decorative pictures. I can also do mildly nsfw pictures of the character of choice, provided they are above the age of 18.
I also have a bunch of adoptables you can pick up if you want
I can do a few different styles, just gonna put some examples down here.
Keep reading
Totally worth the commission! :D
If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it
It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.
@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.
crosa rosa have a history of spam sending videos to people with their submit open, and when confronted about it and the content of their videos before (misogynistic themes, transphobia, no epilepsy warnings), they were complete assholes about it.
re reblog with sources on when it went down before:
( x ) ( x ) ( x )
they denied it was them but they’ve done this before
a post abt the resurgence
ill also mention that, when i called them out on my previous acct (i have since remade), a friend of theirs (tumblr user mountweak) sent me a lot of hate and triggering anons.
ah so that’s what it was lmao
Hey all, Quin here. I just want to reblog this to all of you because one of these was just submitted into our inbox (and at least one of my RP blogs so far).
Please be safe loves!
I've had it submitted to me twice so far. I didn't watch it, kinda glad I didn't.
More Mage Powerleveling! Getting Ready for 7.3!
Getting ready to stream in a few minutes!
So yea, I have a new cosplay I want to do.
I’m totally 100% into doing Mei’s casual outfit from the new short.