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@m-shelleys-blog
uh, hello! i thought it might be interesting to set up a blog, so here we are, i suppose.
the name's michael shelley, age 24, any pronouns other than she/her, please, trans masc
i was recently hired at the magnus institute, if that's of any relevance-? so ask me about that, i suppose.
anyways, that's all i guess!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13
Westley (The Princess Bride)
Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)
Michael design by @mangozic
MICHAEL SHELLEY MICHAEL SHELLEY
EVERYONE VOTE MICHAEL.
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
Pfft, she’s probably secretly the kingpin of some drug cartel. Also arson, she’s definitely burnt some buildings down in her time.
i'm sorry, what?
How often would you say you talk to her? Cause I talk to her plenty and she is a fucking menace.
she's my boss, i'd say i talk to her a fair amount. i have. never got that impression-?
She claims she joined The Institute because her cat was killed by .. I think she said The Lightless Flame, so, she’s more humorous than she lets on. Assuming it’s a joke. I actually have no clue.
this . doesn't explain the arson thing??? i am mildly— no, deeply concerned about that
Ehh, a gal’s gotta do what a gal’s gotta do I guess. I think it was only one building, and it was for work. She has friends in .. high places.
for work??? you're giving me far more questions than answers, here.
She’s .. very determined to the craft
what craft??? please explain the link between being an archivist and committing arson
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
Pfft, she’s probably secretly the kingpin of some drug cartel. Also arson, she’s definitely burnt some buildings down in her time.
i'm sorry, what?
How often would you say you talk to her? Cause I talk to her plenty and she is a fucking menace.
she's my boss, i'd say i talk to her a fair amount. i have. never got that impression-?
She claims she joined The Institute because her cat was killed by .. I think she said The Lightless Flame, so, she’s more humorous than she lets on. Assuming it’s a joke. I actually have no clue.
this . doesn't explain the arson thing??? i am mildly— no, deeply concerned about that
Ehh, a gal’s gotta do what a gal’s gotta do I guess. I think it was only one building, and it was for work. She has friends in .. high places.
for work??? you're giving me far more questions than answers, here.
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
Pfft, she’s probably secretly the kingpin of some drug cartel. Also arson, she’s definitely burnt some buildings down in her time.
i'm sorry, what?
How often would you say you talk to her? Cause I talk to her plenty and she is a fucking menace.
she's my boss, i'd say i talk to her a fair amount. i have. never got that impression-?
She claims she joined The Institute because her cat was killed by .. I think she said The Lightless Flame, so, she’s more humorous than she lets on. Assuming it’s a joke. I actually have no clue.
this . doesn't explain the arson thing??? i am mildly— no, deeply concerned about that
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
Pfft, she’s probably secretly the kingpin of some drug cartel. Also arson, she’s definitely burnt some buildings down in her time.
i'm sorry, what?
How often would you say you talk to her? Cause I talk to her plenty and she is a fucking menace.
she's my boss, i'd say i talk to her a fair amount. i have. never got that impression-?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
Pfft, she’s probably secretly the kingpin of some drug cartel. Also arson, she’s definitely burnt some buildings down in her time.
i'm sorry, what?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
That sounds nice, though maybe we’re actually secretly the antagonists, teaming up to stop the wicked wiles of Gertrude
stopping her from, what, shoplifting cardigans?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’d definitely have a devoted fanbase
you're too kind, really. we can be side characters together, then!
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
Thanks, but I doubt I’d be a fan favorite. Maybe a few dedicated followers, but nothing big. Now, who would be the main character?.. Gertrude? If so, you’d be a supporting character
miss robinson being the main character would make sense, and i'm more than content with being a side character.
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
Yeah, yesterday I caught myself saying that “the bleeding book doesn’t burn” and I felt like some dramatic fantasy protagonist. Though, if I were in a fantasy story, I’d probably be the helpful one hit wonder, not the main character
hey, don't discount yourself like that! at the very least, the one hit wonders are memorable. besides, most of the time the main characters are disregarded in favour of the side characters anyways!
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
They suck.
Like, royally suck.
Have you ever been bitten by a colour by number book? Because it hurts.
no other job would i hear that sentence and not bat an eye.
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
Yeahh, a Lietner probably, they’re real bastards
we get quite a few statements on them, so that makes sense.
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
Oh, y’know, research, I travel with her sometimes, talk to witnesses, find artifacts from statements— mainly books, though sometimes other things.
that sounds really interesting, actually. i vaguely remember seeing you coming out of artifact storage with a book, once-?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
Oh, right! Gerard. Keay. Nice to meet you.
pleasure to meet you too! what is it you work with gertrude on?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
Yeah, I’ve been working with her for the last few years, you’re one of her assistants, yeah? Michael? Uh.. not Steele, Sweeney? Wait no, uh Shelley, right?
that's me! i don't think i caught your name, thought?
fucking hell the archives are actually a labyrinthine mess, where ?? is the library??
if you're trying to find the library then the archives is the wrong place to look, that's on the second floor. unless you already know that and you're looking for the exit of the archives-?
Second floor, right.. I’ve been wandering through the archives for a while now, thanks
didn't you think to ask miss robinson or someone-?
Gertrude? God no, I can practically hear her:
“Gerard, I’m too busy to be your chaperone, you should know your way around here already”
And I don’t really know anyone else too well
that makes more sense, then. between you and me, emma terrifies me. don't tell her i said that, she'll have my head
Emma.. is that the quiet one with the dark eyes? She’s .. intense
hah, that's one way of putting it. sarah's nice enough, though, and you already seem well acquainted with miss robinson.
