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About my mom and her denial

I caught my mom playing with our puppy. She initially didn’t want it, but I’m sure that little rascal is bringing her plenty of joy. She’s still in denial though.

#doglife

Potty training a puppy is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, then again I’m only 19 and this is the first big responsibility I take on besides me but you need SO MUCH PATIENCE AND I’M HOME ALONE ALL DAY LONG SO I’M THE ONLY ONE LOOKING AFTER HER AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE CAUSE SHE KEEPS PEEING ALL OVER THE PLACE

#cesarmilanhelpme #trixiefeelsme #puppylife

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Gifs Show How Mushrooms Grow

Mushrooms are fast-growing organisms that quickly pop up after the rain. These mesmerizing time-lapse gifs record the mushroom buds bursting through the soil and elegantly expanding their caps.

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This is awesome…

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it is very awesome!

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Jay alvarrez is illuminati

more like illuminaughty let me touch you hehe 😈

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hahahah yasss

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Alan is a simple fella. He just wants to live, thrive, and do what he does best. <3

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Going to sleep under the aurora. Things you can’t buy.

@forrestpersonal

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one day

About today

I’m leaving Art History behind and becoming an English teacher.

I’ve told so many people I’d be a shitty teacher, but now that I think about it, I wouldn’t. EXCUSE ME: I won’t! Wow this is really happeningggg. I’m pretty excited actually, this should be great fun and equally challenging, can’t wait really.

#newplan #englishteacher #ohye #stoked

About cereal and tequila

So here I am again, lying in bed with a bowl of dry cereal ‘cause that’s the only thing I had in my room as my neighbor is using the kitchen and I don’t want to run in to him and talk about how school is and how I’m doing and that the fridge had started to freeze instead of the usual cooling. I heard him go to his room a couple of minutes ago so I literally ran to the bathroom real quick just so I wouldn’t see him. (For the record: it’s me, not him. I’m a social mess. Besides not being a sociopath, he’s actually pretty nice, which is a bonus. If you’re normal. Unlike me. ‘Cause I’m not. You see?)

So I’m about to watch another episode of the Hills without my best friend nor a bottle of tequila. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about; go read ‘It Girl’, the spin-off of ‘Gossip Girl’. Hard to believe, right? But yes, I had a GG-fase. Alright, alright, I’ll explain real quick. So LC and her palls are typical “California girls”, oozing the “beach-blonde-beautiful”-trifecta and throwing “like” around as if it were rice at a wedding.

Example: “I mean, like, what am I gonna do now? Should I, like, stay here or like, I don’t know, go over there or something? ‘Cause, like, yeah, I don’t know.”

I think you get the picture. Basically, the idea is that you take a shot every time they say -you guessed it-, “like”.

[Note: vodka works just fine if there’s no tequila around. Or in case of my homie, amaretto will do the trick too.]

The reason why I’m even considering watching this show with no fun element present besides my cereal, is ‘cause I want to take my mind of the eternal discussion it is having with itself about whether or not I should switch from Art History to International Business. ‘The Hills’, brainless reality show as it is, kind of numbs my thoughts and limits it to a “That could be you!”, every time a successful business(wo)man shows up.

My episode has loaded, latersss

#thehills #thursdaynights #loner4life #butimlovingit

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About university and tiresome conversations with family members

I’m a freshman at the University of Ghent, Belgium and I study Art History. Now, before I begin my rant, let me tell you that I love Art History. I love love love it; art is the expression of the human mind and soul and feelings and brain and well, yeah, pretty much everything going on in someone’s head, so in my eyes Art History allows us to look inside people’s heads who were alive centuries ago. Hence, it’s pretty dope.

But there’s a line between really loving Art History and freakin’ breathing it.

My cousin and I are in the same boat on this one; she’s a med student and every time someone in the family as even the slightest cough or sore limb, they ask her “Hey what’s wrong with your aunt/uncle/brother/grandma/...?” and it is very tiresome. Yes, it’s going to be her profession (well, actually it isn't as she’s specializing in anaesthesia, but you get the picture), but there is more to her than just medical knowledge. Same goes for me; every time there’s an exposition or an article in the newspaper, everybody goes “Look, that’s art!” or they cut out the article and give it to me. And I just reply “Hahaaa, yes it is” while I mentally sigh. Yes, we both know our family members are just trying to be nice and show interest in our study fields, but we get faced with it every day in class, we’d like to talk about other stuff on the weekend, like custard or something.

There. I said it.

#university arthistory nomatterwhattheysaythislifeblows

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i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child

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hihi

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An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can

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This elephant is clearly a step above the humans who litter in public when trash cans are usually close by.

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Women are a balancing act Don’t eat too much, don’t eat too little. Don’t be fat, don’t be too skinny. God do you ever stop eating? Woah do you ever eat? The not-so-well-concealed looks of disgust, the not-so-well-concealed looks of concern. Don’t be loud. Don’t be quiet. Have a voice in society, leave the talking to the big boys. You want something, speak up! No, no, when it’s your turn, sweetie. Ugh, she never shuts up, it’s obnoxious. Have you ever heard her talk? I don’t even know what her voice sounds like. Make sure your skirt is long enough, but not too long. Don’t make yourself too available, but you don’t want to look like a grandma. Show off what you got, but if you do it’s your fault if anything happens. Was your skirt long enough? How is any boy going to look at you if you wear that? Have sex, but stay innocent. Give us what we want, but we hate sluts. Virgins are so sweet. What do you mean you want to stay abstinent until marriage? Do you even live in our society? Live without sex is boring. Life with sex is disgusting. God, have you seen her? She’s banged every guy in the school. God, have you seen her? Still a virgin at her age. Be smart, but not too smart. Boys like a smarter girl. Boys can’t stand it when you know more than them. Play dumb. Ugh, not that dumb, god, weren’t you even listening? They like a smarter girl. No, no, now you just look like a nerd. Girls don’t belong in the classroom, they have to take care of the kids. You want a well-paying job? Take some incentive and study. You can’t slack off because your a girl. Do what you love, but don’t. Be yourself, unless it goes against what we say. Do you love to do your hair and makeup? Great, you’re good to go. Approved. Do you love videogames and guns? You’re faking it. You’re lying. You’re pretending. You’re wrong

Balancing Act. A little piece I wrote because I’m tired of walking on the beam. (via bigsisterelsa)