[akatsuki-uwu]

The signs as weirdly specific cats

Edited to include all signs

[virgoassbitch]

I’m mad I had to scroll all the way down to get to mine. Is this what being a Pisces is like

[m0llie]

My favorite professor asked me if I'd be interested in co-writing a paper with him next semester 😍😍😍

[yourgoat]

good morning to everyone except these long neck freaks

[saddest-cat-hours]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[virgoassbitch]

Meditating: VIRGO, LIBRA, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius, Taurus

The rest of the class: ARIES, GEMINI, LEO, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

[m0llie]

How do you have The Talk with a gal pals to see if you're girlfriends

[cowboysandsynonyms-deactivated2]

[lizzbitch]

This will never not be funny.

[joshanddrake]

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[virgoassbitch]

The dude who doesn’t give a fuck about you: Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Aquarius

The friend who tells you: Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

[mad-mth]

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

[kezan-raven]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

[demilypyro]

is that fuckin john dimaggio

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[r--g--b]

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

[applebright]

[dangerouspeanutsandwich-blog]

Good, she deserves it

[propanepimp]

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[executionerbarbie]

cider is so much better than beer like…when faced with the choice of having alcohol made out of apples vs. alcohol made out of mulled fartweed I will always choose apples 

[seashellronan]

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me: