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third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard
In my hometown a random horse appears.
There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE
gay people heading to brunch
same picture
Same pic
*steals this little fucker’s pen* i’m evil
mICKEY GIVE IT BACK
why does this scene from a 1950s rumplestiltkin short make me laugh so hard
HHHHDJOCOYPYC
“IT MAKES THE PLOT BETTER”
Following professional art tutorials like…
i crACKED UP
this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show
If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.
i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.
I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…
Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss
can we bring back captcha comics
No offense but these are absolute classic images
roommate saw me looking at snake vaginas but I overheard his girlfriend threatening to peg him if he didnt make her some snacks so now we’re at a blackmail stalemate
I’m not sure what reaction this gif is supposed to relay but I’m extremely worried
nerf this
La letra con amor, entra. (via)
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it
I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge
IS ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY!?
YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK
last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge
bitch…omg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
that’s exactly what happens, yeah
Also, given what we see of the Skirata clan in the RepComm books, Verpine shatterguns are amazing and they’re lauded as, “You could load this thing with a stone and still take someone out.”
Space Sawed Off Shotguns for the win.
Mandalorians:
if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number
There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
that’s why she’s being bullied
ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others
This is a modern work of art
I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them