[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[vireserein]

I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".

[vireserein]

(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)

[vireserein]

I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[syn4k]

being aroace but still having a Type (men with muscles) is so fucking funny bc its like. Damn that guy is pretty. Damn his body is nice. Oh, no thanks, I don't want to date or fuck him, I'm not interested in any of that and I'm not gonna do anything about it, but I WILL take a good long look from over here. its like admiring a well sculpted statue. i might wanna run my hands over it to appreciate it better. genuinely thats it

[sobcat]

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[retroactivebakeries]

when you were a child, the worm named LANGUAGE ate its way into your brain and cursed you to understand the letters and the syllables and the sense of speech, doomed you to commas and clauses and passive voice, took the meat of you and twisted it with words. this is why you’re able to post about maids and berries and flasks and catgirls and whatnot, so it’s pretty great. make sure to thank the worm named LANGUAGE the next time you see it!

[animentality]

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[mothercain]

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[stuckinapril]

This is actually so real

[puppy-pees-a-lot]

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]

[segamascott]

[overlayburneracc]

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

STOP

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

someone somewhere surely must’ve made a compilation of every single joke or reference like this in the show. I’m genuinely curious how long it would be