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MC with a split tongue.

Pierrot and Harlequin showing off their sick tongues, grossly AND arousingly long with Pierrot and Harlequin’s forked tongue

And you also join in and show your tongue!

Stareeeeee

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“Humans can have that?”

“…my dear?”

“I thought it was a good idea to run around with a knife in my mouth.” :D

“W—wHAT!!!??”

“Huh…?”

“As a kid.” As if that made things better

When kissing Pierrot/Harlequin—when you’re not choking in that long ass tongue—you wrap your tongue(s?) around theirs, as if they’re two arms

Tongue hug!

Or use both to slide around their tongue, like a massage except the hands are your split tongue and the massagee(?) is their tongue

It’s messy, it’s hot and you and them have boners I don’t care

The tongue-hug thing and tongue-massage also applies to blowjobs

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TFC troupe with an MC who highkey has a thing for cannibalism, urges and all

Like it’s not really JUST about the eating part, more akin to a distorted view of lasting love on their part

Cue MC having grown up with little people interested in them, having attachment issues and confusion, and even better—not knowing how to differentiate platonic love from romantic!

And highkey… they’ll flat out say:

“When i’m at the age that I’m content with the life I’ve led, you have my consent to eat me.”

IMAGINE Pierrot specifically being met with that.

“Though, I’m not into the whole pain thing, so could you make sure I’m fully dead? Oh, and a painless death?”

“Decapitation maybe? Or maybe poison? I could ask Harlequin for that, but wouldn’t that do something to my taste…?”

“I would like to be cooked with potatoes, I really like them and I think because I consume them a lot I would pair well with them.”

“Avoid my brain! I don’t know if it’ll affect you… but I’m not taking chances! What’s the point if you die?”

Insert Pierrot having war flashbacks on loop

Like “oh Pierrot why are you sobbing and turning red, why do you look like you’re about to pass out and combust??”

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