🗣Mikey🗣

🍕🐢 pizza lover (if you can't already tell) ● amazing at improv ● that one orange turtle that kicked Superfly's butt ● friends with mondo gecko🐢🍕

[m1chael-angelo]

Intro!

Hey! Mikey here! Y'know, the turtle that helped saved you humans butts a couple years back?

🍕 I made this blog cause my brother said it would be a great way to "be more social online" thanks Donnie did you mention the porn bots on here?

🐢 You guys can also hit me up with an ask if you'd like! Yknow, like...this could be a cool way to get to know me better. Not like...in a weird way.

🍕 Everyone is welcome here! Humans, Mutants, Rod, but uh Disgusting questions and people will be blocked.

Wait I almost forgot!

Human friend April!!!: @april0neillll

Dad: @dojoratdad

My brothers!!!!:

Leo: @blueposterboy

Raph: @askmmraphael

Donnie: @theonewhomadethegoofyturtles

Alright that's all I gotta mention!

[Srry if I don't get to Ur ask right away! Or if i get smth wrong, like..canonically incorrect.]

● Out of character dialogue will be inside these brackets [ ]

● Headcanons/ fan theories may be added.

● Im probably not the best at portraying mikeys writing/ text style to just read everything I say in mikeys voice lol

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD PLEASE. IM FINE! I GET PUNCHED BY RAPH ALL THE TIME ANYWAY. But...I did promise to tell you if there is a problem at school...

Fine....Richard...his name is Richard and...I've tried to be his friend but....I dunno...maybe it's just me.

Im sorry for not telling you sooner..

[askmmraphael]

I'm gonna kill him. Also I don't punch you that often and it's hardly ever w malicious intent

[m1chael-angelo]

I know, Raph, im just trying to prove a point!!

Also NO DONT KILL HIM. YOULL BE LOCKED UP FOR LIFE, I don't know what's going though Richards head!!!!

Wow...ow....he punches really hard...

Besides, he's already gotten a suspension from school for a week! That's plenty of time to reflect!

[askmmraphael]

Hi. I ran to the school.

[m1chael-angelo]

WHY.

[askmmraphael]

...To see if you were ok? I thought that would be obvious.

[m1chael-angelo]

Oh I uhh... of course that's obvious!! Heh...I totally didn't think u were gonna rip the organs out of Richard at ALL 🙂.

Im alright raph. In fact if we stop by the pizza place on the way home, my injury will instantly feel better.

[askmmraphael]

Sigh... fine. You sure you're ok? you look rough.

[m1chael-angelo]

I'm so alright. I've already got heat from dad...

And I don't think Richard will bother me anytime soo-

Huh...

Hey! I...I think it's Richard! So nice of him to message me! How'd he get my number????

Ahem* "Dear Michael LOSER-" oh...haha....cute...

"Your DEAD. Mutants with no feelings don't deserve to like, AND YOURE ONE OF THEM-"

...okay kpdh reference...

Uh.. he also said..."Think I'm done with you??? I don't care u have ninja skills...I'll find a way to kill you. And once I do? Your brothers won't see it coming....cause...they're.....mutant....uh....and I hate em."

....Maybe I should...report this...

I could probably beat this guy in a heart beat. He's not gonna leave me alone and...UHHGGG I might just have to "put him in his place".

...

Okay...um..thanks for checking on me Raph but I have some....serious homework to do so...

BYE!

*Skedaddles out of the school*

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD PLEASE. IM FINE! I GET PUNCHED BY RAPH ALL THE TIME ANYWAY. But...I did promise to tell you if there is a problem at school...

Fine....Richard...his name is Richard and...I've tried to be his friend but....I dunno...maybe it's just me.

Im sorry for not telling you sooner..

[askmmraphael]

I'm gonna kill him. Also I don't punch you that often and it's hardly ever w malicious intent

[m1chael-angelo]

I know, Raph, im just trying to prove a point!!

Also NO DONT KILL HIM. YOULL BE LOCKED UP FOR LIFE, I don't know what's going though Richards head!!!!

Wow...ow....he punches really hard...

Besides, he's already gotten a suspension from school for a week! That's plenty of time to reflect!

[askmmraphael]

Hi. I ran to the school.

[m1chael-angelo]

WHY.

[askmmraphael]

...To see if you were ok? I thought that would be obvious.

[m1chael-angelo]

Oh I uhh... of course that's obvious!! Heh...I totally didn't think u were gonna rip the organs out of Richard at ALL 🙂.

Im alright raph. In fact if we stop by the pizza place on the way home, my injury will instantly feel better.

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD PLEASE. IM FINE! I GET PUNCHED BY RAPH ALL THE TIME ANYWAY. But...I did promise to tell you if there is a problem at school...

Fine....Richard...his name is Richard and...I've tried to be his friend but....I dunno...maybe it's just me.

Im sorry for not telling you sooner..

[askmmraphael]

I'm gonna kill him. Also I don't punch you that often and it's hardly ever w malicious intent

[m1chael-angelo]

I know, Raph, im just trying to prove a point!!

Also NO DONT KILL HIM. YOULL BE LOCKED UP FOR LIFE, I don't know what's going though Richards head!!!!

Wow...ow....he punches really hard...

Besides, he's already gotten a suspension from school for a week! That's plenty of time to reflect!

[askmmraphael]

Hi. I ran to the school.

[m1chael-angelo]

WHY.

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD PLEASE. IM FINE! I GET PUNCHED BY RAPH ALL THE TIME ANYWAY. But...I did promise to tell you if there is a problem at school...

Fine....Richard...his name is Richard and...I've tried to be his friend but....I dunno...maybe it's just me.

Im sorry for not telling you sooner..

[askmmraphael]

I'm gonna kill him. Also I don't punch you that often and it's hardly ever w malicious intent

[m1chael-angelo]

I know, Raph, im just trying to prove a point!!

Also NO DONT KILL HIM. YOULL BE LOCKED UP FOR LIFE, I don't know what's going though Richards head!!!!

Wow...ow....he punches really hard...

Besides, he's already gotten a suspension from school for a week! That's plenty of time to reflect!

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD PLEASE. IM FINE! I GET PUNCHED BY RAPH ALL THE TIME ANYWAY. But...I did promise to tell you if there is a problem at school...

Fine....Richard...his name is Richard and...I've tried to be his friend but....I dunno...maybe it's just me.

Im sorry for not telling you sooner..

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[dojoratdad]

me too

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD NO.

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO YOU TELL ME WHO IT WAS RIGHT NOW!

[m1chael-angelo]

OKAY!!!!!!...

Um...

Oh...seems I uh...

Forgot his name! All ..of the sudden....

[donniethesmartestturtle]

how did you..-

[m1chael-angelo]

OK. I remember his name. But until I sort this out BY MYSELF. In not telling you his name!

[m1chael-angelo]

Mikey.. MIKEY!! U BETTER TELL US WHO CALLED U A FREAK OF NATURE!!! (*vanishes from embarrassment*)

NO WAY!!!!!! IM NOT GONNA TELL-

Oh...oh no...

I think I accidentally told Raph...

WAIT. I HAVENT SEEN HIM TODAY. WHERE IS HE?????

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[dojoratdad]

me too

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD NO.

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO YOU TELL ME WHO IT WAS RIGHT NOW!

[m1chael-angelo]

OKAY!!!!!!...

Um...

Oh...seems I uh...

Forgot his name! All ..of the sudden....

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[blueposterboy]

who was it

[donniethesmartestturtle]

Leo I can't tell if he'll tell us or no- WAIT, ACTUALLY WE'RE ALL GONNA JUMP WHO DID THAT TO HIM NVM

[blueposterboy]

he wont tell us if we jump say we’re gonna jump him, so we gotta go with the ol’ “I promise I wont do (blank)”

[donniethesmartestturtle]

uh huh

[m1chael-angelo]

Oh sure! His na-

Wait...

HEY. I know what you guys are doing!!! AND IT WONT WORK. Besides, I'm meeting up with him today to discuss this uh..."issue" the..."specific person" has with me! Trust me, we gonna be best friends by the end of all this.

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[dojoratdad]

me too

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD NO.

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[m1chael-angelo]

NO WAY! im not gonna tell you it was Richard! And anyway, i dont need to call up some big tough guy and take em out! ill just have to talk with him and make sure we are all good. :)

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[m1chael-angelo]

And so it begins.

(My main goal w this fic was to try to get featured in a ColeyDoesThings vid, it's a lifelong dream lol)

DUUUUUUDE. IVE HEARD ABOUT THESE!!! Mostly from Donnie :/. Wait, it's a "fanfic" right?

...

Hol up are you writing one about us???

[m1chael-angelo]

Lil' question!

Do you know that trend where the line:

"🎶And One day, I'm gonna grow wings…🎶"

Means something different for everyone?

Well, what does It mean to you 🫵?

I think it means...that...one day I'm going to pursue my dreams! Without anyone pulling me down!!!!!

Man... that song lyric just sounds like a redbull ad...