Splinter

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[dojoratdad]

🧀Intro!🐀

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Character info:

Splinter | The best rat papa

Rat

he/him

Proud papa for 4 teenage turtle sons

Knows ninjitsu off of youtube and movies

Cheese.

Doesn't know how to Tumblr that well, or anything electronic that much

Is dating scumbug, (don't ask about the relationship status!)

Ooc Info:

He/they

Main blog is @miki-langelo!

Ok bye

DNI: TCEST, NSFW, + RACISTS, ABLEISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMOPHOBES, PRO-TRUMP

[lord-of-the-frogs]

Made this when tottmnt being cancelled was announced...yippee...joy.....

[zee-rambles]

I’m not kidding. This is the time to act. Yes I know it’s short notice , but so is Netflix trying to remove Rise without any heads up. Spread this! Repost it! Everywhere. And I mean, everywhere. TikTok, twitter, Reddit, insta, Facebook. Stream the show/movie all day tomorrow and Saturday. Let’s flash mob this!

We’re going full on guerrilla streaming. Do. Not. Let. Them. Win! Reblog. Share. Fight. Protect the art you love.

[forgetful-nerd]

How TMNT crossover fanfics describe 2012 Splinter’s height difference with other (read:smaller) iterations of turtles:

[sweeneydino]

Now the gifts are regulated.

Uh oh.

[dojoratdad]

URANIUM????

[duckdodger]

SPLINTER DID MIKEY’S BRACES 💀

[don-da-host]

BRO WAIT WHAT

[dojoratdad]

Yes I did!

[weirddkidd]

WHO WHO WHO MADE THISSSS

IM GIGGLING IM SORRY IM SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

[m1chael-angelo]

Bout to be friends with my bully!!!! Wish me luck!

I see him coming!!!

[m1chael-angelo]

Heres how it went down...

"Hey! I heard you aren't SUPER fond of me and-)

BAM!!!! SWUNG A PUNCH RIGHT AT ME??? DUDE WTF IT WAS LIKE, AS HARD AS SUPERFLY'S PUNCHES.

Oh and then he tried another time then raph scared him off 💀

@askmmraphael I SAID I GOT THIS.... YOU DONT HAVE TO WIN MY FIGHTS FOR ME. I LITERALLY HAVE NINJA SKILLS I GOT THI-

Ow...

Anyway I'm waiting outside the nurses office...

Should I tell her I have thick skin and I'm fine?🙂

Oh man, dad is calling me...

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO!!!!!!!

YOU GIVE ME NAMES RIGHT NOW MY SON, I'M COMING TO THE SCHOOL 😠

WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU? WHAT ELSE DID THEY DO?

I'M GATHERING YOUR BROTHERS TO PUT AN END TO THIS.

[almguav]

really love @izzyscursedcorner​ human/cloaking brooch AU where all the turtles are mini Lou Jitsus ;w; (especially leo lmao)

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[dojoratdad]

me too

[m1chael-angelo]

DAD NO.

[dojoratdad]

MICHELANGELO YOU TELL ME WHO IT WAS RIGHT NOW!

[dojoratdad]

I will give you cheese in exchange for a hug

of course. Not just for the cheese. I give good rat papa hugs! Are you okay asker?

[m1chael-angelo]

got called a "freak of nature" at school today. Guess us mutants saving the world isn't enough for some people...

[askmmraphael]

Who was it i'll beat them up

[dojoratdad]

me too

[duckdodger]

tmntmutantmayhem-man

[randopineapple]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS TREND ONE BIT BUT I LOVE THIS SM HELLO 😭😭

[dojoratdad]

nah ur sons are coming with me

-by Caine again 😈

I'LL BRIBE YOU WITH CHEESE!

[donniethesmartestturtle]

@dojoratdad

These the sons you talkin' about? They're coming with me..

-Caine

(lazy draw)

[dojoratdad]

MY SONS! GIVE THEM BACK YOU EVIL TEETH MAN! I KNOW NINJITSU FROM YOUTUBE!

[dojoratdad]

hey can I tell u something, I'm kidnapping ur sons and taking them to this digital circus teehee,

(I'm making a mm + tadc au thingie)

-by caine

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY BOYS!? WHAT IS A DIGITAL CIRCUS?!?? are they getting paid? WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS INVOLVED IN SUCH WEIRD STUFF! Stay away from my sons teeth man!

[donniethesmartestturtle]

what would you do if 4 mutant turtles showed up in your circus?

tell them they're stuck here forever and they can never go back to the human world and never see their father Ever. Again.

[dojoratdad]

THEY WHAT!?