get out

I am the master commander

[approvers]

[m1tn1ck]

It’s all fun and games until a rat chews through a really important cord or the moisture starts to corrode some really important components. 

[trollingtremere]

m1tn1ck:

[mast3rcommand3r]: Oh well with sweet talk like that how can I resist?

The nosferatu set to repairing any of the damage that had been done, then went about trying to reinforce the site and perhaps block whoever the mysterious person was. He made sure to run a few scans as well, making doubly sure that the stranger hadn’t left anything malicious behind. 

Gary would have his ass. 

Graveyards were easy enough to get in to. But Mitnick wasn’t stupid enough to just go in guns blazing. He kept himself hidden. Gary would REALLY have his ass if he walked into an obvious trap. 

[texhwiz] best way to resist temptation, right.

The Tremere hadn’t lied, he came to the graveyard and sat on Dassin’s tombestone. He may have not bought a full bouquet but a distinct white rose would be enough for recognition, he believed. He kept it in his jacket’s pocket.

Despite the apparent relaxed demeanor, perceptive nosferatus would easily see he was being very much on his guards and quite attentive. He could jump off in case of emergency and overall was careful not to have much of a blind angle. 

And he patiently waited.

[m1tn1ck]

Jesus Christ the dude really was there, and he had really brought flowers. This guy...this guy either had the biggest balls in the world or he was an idiot...or Mitnick was an idiot for fucking thing this was a great idea to come out here by himself. 

Rather than outright go up, shake his hand, and ask him if he always gave nosferatu flowers Mitnick instead kept to the shadows, slowly slinking closer despite the warning bells in his head. 

Gary was going to have his ass for certain. He’d get the worst talking to if he came back in pieces. Clearing his throat he did his best to sound intimidating but...sadly he was not his Sire. Fuck he wasn’t even Bertram or Barabus. Intimidating and Mitnick did not go hand in hand...People on the other side of a screen he could handle but in front of him? 

“So you showed.” 

[toreadoranon]

m1tn1ck reblogged your post:m1tn1ck reblogged your post:The one good thing…

You’re fucking weird. Gary’d take a belt sander to your face before he’d ever look at you twice.

Well I mean you’re not WRONG. It’s not like I didn’t seriously date a Samedi and then start a blood feud over him.  

[m1tn1ck]

Yeah, how did that work out for you two? 

[toreadoranon]

m1tn1ck reblogged your post:The one good thing about being in LA and being…

What is wrong with you?

I think you misunderstand, my looking would be out of nothing but genuine interest. 

[m1tn1ck]

You’re fucking weird. Gary’d take a belt sander to your face before he’d ever look at you twice. 

[toreadoranon]

The one good thing about being in LA and being made to be a part of the Camarilla? 

I get to eye up a certain Nosferatu Primogen. 

[m1tn1ck]

What is wrong with you?

[m1tn1ck]

trollingtremere:

[texhwiz] Either that or I really fuck you up, your choice buddy!

[texhwiz] Gonna bring one so you recognize me. Joe Dassin’s grave, two hours.

As he left his instructions, Lyle added plenty of spam and annoyances of all types to keep the Nossies busy for a little while longer. Nothing too hard to solve, but quite enough of a hassle to make sure the tech nossie knew what the Tremere was capable of.

His mentioning a dead French singer clearly gave the way. The graveyard was one of the only few places Lyle knew he could meet a Nosferatu without being a problem. Such a thoughtful man.

[mast3rcommand3r]: Oh well with sweet talk like that how can I resist?

The nosferatu set to repairing any of the damage that had been done, then went about trying to reinforce the site and perhaps block whoever the mysterious person was. He made sure to run a few scans as well, making doubly sure that the stranger hadn’t left anything malicious behind. 

Gary would have his ass. 

Graveyards were easy enough to get in to. But Mitnick wasn’t stupid enough to just go in guns blazing. He kept himself hidden. Gary would REALLY have his ass if he walked into an obvious trap. 

[m1tn1ck]

MY NAME IS MITNICK AND I’M LOOKING FOR A BIG STUDLY SENPAI

[m1tn1ck]

trollingtremere:

[texhwiz] Not even a random uncalled for BSOD?

Lyle’s IP was hard to trace, but nothing too complicated for skilled Nosferatus. He used Tor and plenty of Proxies, but nothing too highly masked as he had just gotten himself into one of LA’s cybercafés to try and have a little fun. Strauss was sometimes such a boring man sometimes and Lyle needed some relief.

[texhwiz] 4chan’s way too mortal, you are much more entertaining. I’ve got a deal for you-

[texhwiz] I’ll mess this shit a little, nothing permanent and nothing hard to solve for you, but enough to be noticeable and -seem- complicated. You’ll fix it in a blink of an eye and get plenty of cheers from your brood.

[texhwiz] in exchange, meet me and show me a bit around.

WELL NOW. Someone local then, well wasn’t that just sweet. But still, that the other offered him a deal was almost too insulting to ignore. Mitnick may not have been the sharpest when it came to social cues and the like but even he could get that the stranger was inferring that they weren’t a rat. 

[mast3rcommand3r]: You asking me to make deals with someone who’s currently fondling my systems balls? You must either be pretty confident in yourself or completely stupid.

It could also be a test he supposed...Something to see if he’d give in to temptation and sell out the group. Or it could also be a trap, maybe some upstart was trying to get the better of him...

[mast3rcommand3r]: You asking me out? I’m flattered. There better be roses, I will expect nothing less.  

[m1tn1ck]

trollingtremere:

[texhwiz] I could shut it all down and make you rewrite the whole thing from scratch but this is far more entertaining and

[texhwiz] don’t wanna make actual enemies out of the sewer rats just cause I know how to access your network.

[texhwiz] annoying people in good will and good fun is more entertaining. That’s my hobby. Better than being the cloak wearing manipulator behind the throne doing elder stuff.

[mast3rcommand3r]: Oh no, please...not anything but that....

They had back up servers but Gary would probably still make him eat shit if Mitnick allowed something like that to happen. He got to work, doing his best to start trying to trace the news location.

[mast3rcommand3r]: Better places to troll than here newbie.  [mast3rcommand3r]: Besides...that’s like, ASKING us to get mad.  [mast3rcommand3r]: Why not just go troll on 4chan, what, are they too easy for you or something? 

[toreadoranon]

It’s interesting how quite my dash got after I got rid of everyone who did nothing but argue all the time. 

[m1tn1ck]

We could liven it up for you if you want. 

[m1tn1ck]

trollingtremere:

[texhwiz] You fucking up your own code, bronie?

Oh, let’s add popups and trackers all over the place. Time to make this Nosferatu work for his network.

[texhwiz] I’d love more pop culture refs, but that would imply I have any. I don’t. I just know Shrek and I know how to get a nossie’s attention.

That last word was underlined, to a link. A rickroll, as a hovering mouse and the right addons would tell. Because that he knew the meme of. Ten years into it, even Lyle had heard of it. 

[texhwiz] Was bored af when I saw this thing being built. 

[mast3rcommand3r]: Who’s fucking up who’s code now?  [mast3rcommand3r]: I think it might you you brah.  [mast3rcommand3r]: get your weak sauce shit out of here. 

The pop ups and trackers weren’t too much of an issue but boy would this get annoying if he had to do this all night and by himself. Also Gary would probably have his ass for letting someone fuck up one of the forums. 

Something caught his eye though

[mast3rcommand3r]: I’d hope you’d know how to get a nossie’s attention. I mean, you should shouldn’t you? 

The rick roll was a nice touch but a bit over done. 

[mast3rcommand3r]: If you’re bored then we need to get you a hobbie bro, maybe model trains. 

[m1tn1ck]

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[m1tn1ck]

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[toreadoranon]

“why can’t you just get along with the giovanni” 

Cause I’m not a fucking tool. 

[m1tn1ck]

What do you got against Tool? They’re a decent enough band

[telvi1]

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[m1tn1ck]

I kind of actually miss going to conventions