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@horsesbones
Hi, I need money and have decided to open commissions. DM me on here or contact me at [email protected] if you're interested. DM'ing me here will probably be faster. I have the right to refuse ships, gore, or nsfw that I am uncomfortable with. Prices negotiable based on character complexity.
so that update huh
there is in fact a deeper meaning beyond me wanting to put them in cute outfits
process:
alt trolls redesign sketches that i did a whiiiiiile ago but i still think that theyre neat maymbe :P
most underrated homestuck couple bar none
B33 < please never stop drawing davepeta
no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.
Yayy the Dirk dose!!
my baby 💔
Commission for @b2ne
you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat
for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....
the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce
LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?
KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs
LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?
ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.
MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.
ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?
MARCILLE: N-No?
ROSE: Would you like to?
JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?
SENSHI: Mm mmm.
JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!
SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...
JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.
MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...
TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]
CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.
KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!
had to
They are so sillayyyy
VOTE MOTHER FUCKER TO BE CANON IN HIVESWAP (join the HS official discord first)
NAME: MOTHER FUCKER AGE: 9.69 SWEEPS SIGN: ARIST BLOOD COLOR: RUST PRONOUNS: SHE/HER
There might be some attempt at swaying the opinion of the crowd regarding the purpose of your presence at this festival, but you and everyone in even the slightest bit of the know is aware of exactly why you’re here. You were invited to this event for one reason and one reason only: drugs. Make no mistake; you OWN these fucking streets. Not a single microscopic granule of crystal has been in anyone’s breathing tubes without it passing through one of your suppliers. What, sopor? What are you, two sweeps old? That’s kiddie shit. And most importantly; freely distributed to any and all trolls of every caste regardless of social standing. You can’t move that. Nobody buys shit that’s free and you aren’t in the business of charity. You’re in the business of getting FAT STACKS of CASH MONEY. Which you have agreed to attend this event for the purpose of sliding some to the fuschia in charge around here to look the other way while you do your incredibly illegal business.
My very good friend horsesbones, who did a LOT of art for Pesterquest Rewritten alongside being a very cool and awesome person, has had their fantroll, MOTHER FUCKER, progress to the SEMIFINALS OF THE HIVESWAP FANTROLL COMPETITION!
The winners will have their troll appear in Hiveswap Act 3 and then die violently and horrifically. Amazing!
PLEASE VOTE FOR MOTHER FUCKER! Voting ends in 2 days, so HURRY!!!!
(if the link doesn't work, join the official HS discord first!)
butch dave oh hell yeah wait wtf is that in the corner....
*person who really likes john egbert* hey you guys I drew john egbert
Jade Harley MS Paint doodles.
jasprose wearing whatever the hell she wants
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