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[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[bunjywunjy]

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

[nymph1e]

What we see of Eggsy/Tilde

- they fuck after he saves the world. - a couple (?) of years later they’re living together and in love. - she’s likes his friends - he tricks her (admittedly arsehole) father into liking him ( i like to think he calls Roxy AFTER the king asks an awkward question) - when he calls to tell her that he has to sleep with a mark she holds out on saying it’s ok - fair enough - but as soon as he says he wants to be with her forever she jumps on it and immediately tries to guilt him into marrying her. I don’t know about you but if I was someone’s SO concerned about them sleeping with someone else I wouldn’t immediately feel better if they proposed. She was basically holding out to see what he was going to offer her in his guilt. - when he suggests that they postpone a serious conversation for later because he’s honestly on a schedule and is WORKING she basically breaks up with him. Not by telling him but by cutting off all contact with him. - he has a legitimate reason for not wanting to marry her as it would make him a public figure and mess with his career - she only calls him back when she’s ill. Now I know it can be interpreted as her calling him while delusional, but I kind of interpreted it by her smile when she first calls as her calling her spy ex to see if he could help her. - she comes back to him when he saves her life. It’s adorable. It might have happened anyway. - They get married in a wedding scene where he has more of a significant moment with his best man than he does with her

Now I’m not saying that its a badly written, boring, no homo-esque romance that has no build up and little to do with the plot but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

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[creaturerising]

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Emoji spell to get in that cozy fall mood. Because feels.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Fall is life. 😜

[meanplastic]

[daydreamerofyesterday]

listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey

[jazzflower92]

Like father like daughter. 

[yourladyindank]

That is an amazing, magical, celestial family. They are actual angels and I will not hear different.

[ebbilin]

I like to think about MC working at Rafresi with max social stats. The most erudite, lionhearted, transcendent, angelic, debonair highschooler working part time as a florist. 

[my pixiv]

[writingmemes]

When a story idea comes out of nowhere:

THERE IS NO RUNNING. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THERE IS NO MERCY.

[jaybird6232]

This is so accurate it’s not even funny. Every single writer, no matter the skill level, can relate to this post.

[bussy-warlock]

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

[willinq]

[the-real-stevie-nicks]

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

[localstarboy]

You messing up the whip" 😂

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

BRUCE I’M WEAK

[queerkittyy]

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

[whore4batfam]

23 year old Bruce at a party, chatting up a supermodel, stiffening suddenly and hissing, “Shit. Shit.”

Her luminescent smile slides off her face. “What’s the matter?”

Bruce closes his eyes. “I came here with a little boy. Black hair, blue eyes, about three foot ten. I need to find him.” Bruce steps around her, but she stops him with her hand.

“We can help!”

“Pardon?”

“The girls and I?” She gestures to the models staggered throughout the room. “We can help you find him.”

And that’s the story of how twenty or so models went dashing around the venue, peeking under chairs and searching nooks and crevices. 8 year old Dickie Grayson was found napping under the bar counter by the new face of Prada.

[bowditch]

#Also the story of how Dick witnessed Alfred yelling at Bruce for the first time#‘YOU LOSE YOUR GLOVES MASTER BRUCE YOU DO NOT LOSE A CHILD’#ficlet#Prada girl is named Fifi and she looks like Malaika Firth

[ukulelekatie]

Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™

[bigmammallama5]

“-now a pinch of salt.”

“One fourth of a teaspoon or one eight of a teaspoon?”

“No, a pinch.”

[chuckleshan]

@fairytaleslayer

[technicalzombie]

10/10 would watch obsessively

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

out of every universe there is i had to live in the one without magic and superpowers :/

[acoolguy]

yea but this one has dippin dots

[maggiemerc]

If you’re ever like “but what do fic writers even WANT.”

a book report

They want a book report.

They want you to get 9th grade English up in their shit. 

Remember having to write ad nauseam about the symbolism of that stupid conch in Lord of the Flies? They want you to do that about Steve Roger’s shield and Emma Swan’s jacket.

[tumblunni]

WHoa seriously?? People WANT this? Holy crap, I always thought I’d be really rude to leave an overly long comment on something, or it’d just be super creepy for me to babble a load of emotional attachment I had to their product, or all my wild fan theories which are probably wrong… I mean.. I know if I ever created something I’d wanna see comments like that, but I’m a weirdo and I haven’t even created anything anyway so what do I know? Umm.. yeah.. so… at my followers and friends and stuff: does anyone agree with this? Do I have permission to really ramble embarrassingly and honestly when I like your stuff, or would you prefer short and semi-rational comments?

[zsebmacska]

I agree! I really like to read people thoughts on my stuff, no matter the writing style.

[leonawriter]

I always LOVE knowing that readers understand why I chose certain ways of getting things across! I also love seeing which bits OTHER PEOPLE liked best! Since I’m the author, I’m biased. I either think my work is brilliant or I have crushing doubts.

So - whichever you want, or feel comfortable with!

[elfpen]

Long comments and rambles make my day so much you don’t even know

PLEASE DO THIS WITH ANYTHING I WRITE I CRAVE FEEDBACK AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE THING

[damoselcastel]

This is why I try to leave big, meaty comments myself when I read fic BECAUSE I HUNGER FOR THE SAME ON MINE

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

someone: what does anxiety feel like

me:

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[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs just make me cry

[totalariana]

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years