infinity&beyond

humans < cats

[m4cd0n4lds]

when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

bomb: 0:05

five minutes later

bomb: 0:04

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

[elation-success]

this is the realist shit on this website

[startingwithayang]

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

[tortillah]

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

and maddie was dumb

and esteban was a woman

[ash-irwings-blog]

so basically they were their stereotypes

[kazehayakuns]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Karma. (tweet by @elsatanico)

[persephono-deactivated20180108]

[heytinafey]

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

[damagedpetal]

i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore. 

[pizzaswag]

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

[meanaf-deactivated20150816]

can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im pretty sure it was higher than that and she ended up giving me 96% for a project i never did

[ginkotree]

when you’re having a bad time but you’re trying to be positive about it

[wnq-writers]

What happened to us? She was lightning and I was thunder, the timing was always slightly off.

Adam Zucconi (via wnq-writers)

[officialjiggly]

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

[bewbin]

determination 

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

why is bob short for robert

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

you ask him nicely

[aimozz]

you ask him nicely

[tinyemobitch]

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

[stormfire710]

Dick Hunter

[violentbisexuality]

[louserz]

IT’S FUCKING BACK

[nikynaa]

[srsfunny]

Soft rocks… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[squarlo]

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

[once-upon-un-fuck-deactivated20]

What the fuck is wrong with you…