everything is fine.

lauren, 32, she/her

[brucespringsteencomments]

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him

[nemurenakute]

oyasumi punpun

@/machipachi1901

[scythelordsucks]

saul goodman as nine inch nails albums

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[andewitt]

rabbit house 🐇

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[bongjoonhoe]

The Phoenician Scheme (2025) dir. Wes Anderson

[teratodentata]

I was convinced for a second that Pikmin Bloom had church themed Pikmin, realized that would be ridiculous, imagined a Pikmin on a cross and lost my mind laughing. So I had to draw it.

[teratodentata]

Buddy if you don’t show me this crucified pikmin I am going to literally die, love that we share the same mind re: church pikmin

[lywren]

She doesnt have tumblr but ive been permitted to share

^religious studies major moment 🔥

[teratodentata]

It’s perfect, I love it so much omg

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[yebisu]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[archosaurians]

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

[castellankurze]

U-Haul worker getting the truck out of the parking line for the customer that showed up fifteen seconds before close

[maxknightley]

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[decomposedmaw]

the evening light feels different here.

[salmon-n-hazel]

Forget me not

My print shop: INPRNT

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.