everything is fine.

lauren, 32, she/her

[cookiethebirddoll]

the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[dailyclubpenguin]

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[estro-boi]

[oneheadtoanother]

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[kalyug]

so real

[dogpuppy]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[afterthemovie]

rupture by kate kretz, 2018 (crowdsourced grey hair from people who have experienced profound loss hand embroidered on cotton)

[accessible-art]

[ID: a large black cloth, a small section appearing to be shattered like glass, pale lines rippling and splintering away from a jagged hole in the implied glass. the first image shows the whole, while the second shows the shattering up close. /End ID]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[im-in-your-mind]

[oneheadtoanother]