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You can use any of the fakemons I made here tbh

just tell me about it.

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Pokemon line: Mananggal

The Mananggal line are notorious for haunting and tormenting the people of Festivales. While they’re often known for their antagonistic personalities, they’re extremely devoted and are found to evolve upon committing to their partners.

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Gonna try and be here more (don’t hold me to it though. I’ve been saying that on all my accounts). I just kinda posted a bunch of region stuff then disappeared but I want madz to be an asshole.

Just one big meanie.

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“FUCK YEA I CAN GET MY THEO INTO GALAR.”

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But also like.... a lot of the fakemons have a lot of family as one of their core concepts.

Tiritot’s line is literally just their kids, a caring mother and overprotective dad.

Manangal line is a mananangal but it’s also like.... the final evolution is pretty much a married couple

The exception is the Antok line because antok’s base concept is a shy kid who becomes an extremely embarrassing dude too into himself..

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Probably a better idea for the Philippines region is to make the method that you pick the starter is dependant on the sub-region you start in.

So like, if you start the middle region you get water or something like that.

Each sub-region can also have a designated rival who’s from that sub-region (but they’re all still your rival)

Madz is the rival of the Northern subregion.

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HEY 👋 #MADLADZ IT'S 🤔💯 YOUR BOY MADZ HERE 👏 AND TODAY 📅😫 WE 👩😺 ARE GOING 🏃▶ TO 🛏🎖 FUCKING 🍆⚔ CRUSH 😍 SOME ❤🏡 PEOPLE 💦👱 IN 😏 A SUPER EPIC 😀💯 POKEMANS BATTLES WITH 👏 SOME SUPER 😅💙 COOL 😎 SWEEPS!!! BUT FIRST, MAKE 📣 SURE YOU 👀 SMASH 🚟 THAT LIKE 😄😘 BUTTON 🚟 AND 💦👏 SUBSCRIBE ✅📥 FOR 💰🍆 MORE 😩➕ WICKED CONTENT 😊 LIKE 👍 THIS, ❌ NOW 😩😭 LETS 👉⛔ BRING 📉➡ THE 🖱 SALT

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Doritos crusted mountain dew cheesecake

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Thinking about how “kanto” means streetcorner in Filipino for some reason...

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Inbox call

Like for a goobert in your inbox

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Wishlist: Madz - Madz getting overly competitive and cocky and challenges themselves by giving themselves ridiculous battle rules. (ex. Can only use two Pokemon, team must be caught and built within X amount of time, first evo only) - Madz having the carpet pulled out from under them and put in their place. - Madz gets a dad/mom/parent figure and learns to calm the fuck down - Madz having an online feud with a Raihan but it's all fabricated drama. (Alt, it was fabricated but it slowly becomes real because of hubris) Sampaguita - Sammy gets a girlfriend (she's 24) - Sammy being forced to relax a bit because she's over working herself but struggles to do so because of her workaholic nature. - Sammy is given a make over (she's been wearing nothing but pajamas ever since she's become the new professor. Get her into some NEW CLOTHES.)

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Considering Festivales is based off the Philippines which is an archepeligo it's kinda too big to be 1 region?? Like?? I might just divide it all to Luzon Visayas and Mindanao sub-regions or even whole new regions all together because of how big looking the chunks in comparison to the other regions. (I mean... Like... Considering Japan isn't 1 particular region it would make sense.)

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Pokemon line: Mananggal

The Mananggal line are notorious for haunting and tormenting the people of Festivales. While they’re often known for their antagonistic personalities, they’re extremely devoted and are found to evolve upon committing to their partners.

Gal. The torso Pokemon

These terrible little creatures go around at night tormenting campers that dare stay in their area. They are often found in clicks and are seen chittering amongst themselves like devious little girls.

Manang, the skirt pokemon

These pokemon are often mistaken for old tattered skirts. They tend to use this as a means to snatch up and snare whatever steps on it into their horrible maws. 

Mananggal, the Splitting pokemon or the Married pokemon

Mananggals are the union between a Manang and a Gal, set to mate for life. They are always the head of the family and are seen caring for their own children.

When battling, the Mananggals always work together, one half always attacking while the other defends. The link though their hands make sure that each pokemon always knows what the other is thinking and synchronizes the two to the point that they’re almost one pokemon.

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Professor Sammy (Sampaguita) 

After the mysterious recent disappearance of her mentor, Professor Nara, Sam has taken the mantle of studying the history of Festivales future and past and the study of cleave stones. She’s unsure how to handle the new responsibility thrust upon her and has developed a caffeine addiction as a result.

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Might convert this acc as a multiuse for the festivales region. idk.

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Here’s one of the new fakemons. They don’t have a name yet.

They’re a friendly normal/ghost pokemon who smells like cleaned laundry.

I dunno what to name them.

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Hayato was simply just minding his own business by responding to his work emails on his phone on a bench outside the nearby park till he noticed the little blue slime down at his feet staring up at him and he gave a small wave.  “Hello, little guy. Can I help ya’?” Then he heard the trainer’s voice and looked up.  “Hello! The name is Hayato Sayori! I am assuming this Ditto belongs to you?” He smied and placed his phone down in his backpack. His Dustox flying back to him as he lands next to his side and stared at the Ditto.  “Dus~tox!” Seems the Dustox had a bit of an aggressive tone to him.  “Hey Duster, it’s alright. It’s just a little Ditto. They won’t hurt me~” He pets his Dustox’s head. 

◆ || “Uh, yeah. Sure. Cool. Nice to meet you or whatever. I’m just here to get my ditto. We got places to go, don’t we, bud.”

◆ || Goobert doesn’t listen to Madz. Instead, the little blob just raises it’s lil stubs up in the air and starts moving around. “Diiiiitttttoooo!” Goobert, destroyer of worlds, shedder of blood. Goobert, who’s fainted plenty of pokemon is.... oh my god what is it doing? Praise the sun. Praise the sun.

◆ || “Goobert! Aw alright. I guess I have to deal with this again. BLUH!”