m4xie

he/him im gay

[plasticcflower]

i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose

[iridiceae]

@goblindogs

[goblindogs]

i am wearing my finest velvet coat and my second-best doublet. from across the room, i see you, swathed in sorbet-colored tulle. the assassination is canceled. no one told me my target would be so beautiful 

[popculturediedin2009]

[bentlharam-deactivated20191125]

[drankinwatahmelin]

Put this in the fucking MoMA

[bestkindofbender]

[sle4zy]

[kittyit]

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

[twitterlols]

[emopit]

[legislacerator]

im at a point where i just don’t fucking care about anything. nickleback’s photograph came on the radio and i didn’t change the station. just sat there and listened to fucking nickleback. who gives a shit. we’re all going to die anyways

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

[alexander]

trying to exceed the 5000 word requirement like

[mikeyjamesk]

[leaveful]

[indigoing]

[trjoel]

I’m

[bloomflowersbloom]

this is so cute and also me

[maplesuhtori]

[metalgear2solidsnake]

attend her funeral

[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site