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some kute boy doodles!

…and they will hold on to you.

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

starknesskenobi

Can I be both because this bitch really loves ABBA and Queen

lettersfromeleanorrigby

The bisexual agenda is enjoying ABBA AND Queen.

This is advanced

I can’t handle this one.

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so now that tumblr has an option to report art depicting porn of fictional minors, i searched some of the fandoms particularly plagued by this shit (voltron, homesuck, bnha, etc) + the term ‘nsfw’, and

it’s already all gone!!!!!!!!!!!! even all the stark/parker blogs!!

i even tried searching some notorious pedophiles like toxicgummy, and theyve all been deleted. tumblr really is finally doing something about this. only when apple pushed them to, but FINALLY.

this has been a huge problem on here for years, i was exposed to this shit as a 14 year old on this website and it fucked me up. i know the same thing happened to lots of other kids, and some were even groomed by adults into seeing this shit as normal due to its prevalence. and now it’s finally gone!!!

corgifish

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

firekill1015

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

joshpeck

this changed me as a person

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I’m in tears!

lady-fett

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

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my soul: saved

growlandpounce

One of my favourites

caffeinewitchcraft

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

madammuffins

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

gayer-than-you

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

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I’m an atheist. But Yuzuru Hanyu is a God and I believe in him

Alexei Yagudin, Rostelecom Cup 2018

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archatlas

The Colbert Report 11.19.14

kyssthis16

You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness because it clearly isn’t.