maryela.

sun kissed

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[so-doggone-funny]

Me

[forevrdreamingofbetterthings]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

apple a day…

[paprika]

[ladki]

deepika padukone and fawad khan for india couture week 2016

[punlich]

nonsexual intimate cuddling is important and valuable and good

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

weirdest cult ever. i wanna join.

[stability]

gotta get that guac somehow

[distinguishedbaloney]

[pvnksheeps-deactivated20190113]

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

[hill-creature-deactivated202103]

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

[shineeisforever]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Cause of death

*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*

[sistermaryfake]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish there was a way to listen to all the songs you loved that you forgot about over the years