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@bloodbrew - ind. sel. pri. flesh!monster / neil from monday dusk monolith. spiced by landon. est. november 10th, 2021.
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I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MAN OF THE FUTURE!
I’VE GOT A THING FOR MY LAPTOP COMPUTER!
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WINTER MEAT:
[🎤] “If you’re not here to sing, then what do you want?”
He soon got his answer once the teeth within the monster’s mouth seemed to grow shaper, even having the sound of it coming unsheathed. The human’s eyes widened as Neil’s arms stabbed the ground, before he pounced at him with a shriek.
Boyfriend gave one of his own when the beast sprung at him, this one filled with terror, as he quite literally stared death in the face. The tiny singer quickly scrambled out of the way from the beast that wanted to eat him.
damn it , he missed .
the lunge lands him into the ground , teeth carving their way through like pikes as neil faceplanted . head snaps back up , bringing up pieces of concrete and snow with it as the demon turned to face the scrambling singer .
“ Ooooh , you know , I DO love playing with my food . . . “
the jagged arm once again pushes him up , towering over boyfriend .
“ Your skin will be a great meal for my kids ! “
and now , said jagged arm is trying to swing towards boyfriend .
headcanon. - the goons
the goons aren’t just a song gimmick . they’re actually just little fucked up children of neil’s ! how ? well , the monolith’s magic works in very mysterious ways . . . including making neil’s skin peel off and transform into the little bastards . most of them come from when neil was first transformed by the monolith , however , more of them can be “ birthed “ into existence if neil gets particularly pissy , causing his skin to melt a bit . . .
neil also loves them , as if they were his own ( well , they ARE his own . ) , and makes it an effort to feed them alongside himself and his “ family “ . thankfully , due to their small size , it doesn’t take much to feed them . a piece of liver here , a slice of skin there , ect .
FRESHENED MEAT:
🎤𝒦ℯ𝒾𝓉𝒽;; There was something about this that was just really off about all of this. And it was exactly what anyone would think it was. His appearance? Far more sinister than what he recognized. And the movements matched the looks. Unnatural, uncanny, and beyond sickening. The music was still fairly ominous, he’ll give both of them that, but this version of Monster’s melody was even more so.
And the mini lemon demon things. Just what the fuck were these things? He could hear his heart pounding in his ears to the point he nearly missed the musical cues. And his eyes just watched the little things just running and jumping around. He needed to be careful, should he trip on one of them.
His head snapped up, he didn’t have a microphone on him, Addie usually carried all that with her powers… But since she wasn’t here, he’d have to make do, wouldn’t he? He was still trying to back out of the alley, but, keeping the little beings in mind, they were slower as he tried to replicate the beat properly, trying to keep himself from slipping.
♫‘ Pro-mise you that I’m not so terr-ified here, No way you can make me run and hide in fear! ‘♫
oh , is he already struggling ? there’s a sadistic glee to take in , watching keith’s distraction at the goons running around , even as he was trying to escape .
“ Is it really that amiss , caressing meat with my soft lips ?
I do find it oh-so-tasty , man meat paired with yummy pastries ! “
at the end of that lyric , another one of his goonies jumps up from the ground and lands on the other singer’s head , before bouncing right off to run past like the others . it’s as if every time the beast sings , more and more of the little bastards pop out from behind him and scurry past the two . there’s even a few of them staying behind him , bobbing and kicking their legs to the tune of the sourceless symphony .
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WINTER MEAT:
[🎤] Boyfriend sighed in relief once he finished rap battling against the monster. He expected everything to go back to normal once he was done, but the opposite happened. The mall went dark once more and once he could see…
There was another demon standing in front of him. The singer’s eyes widened in surprise and a bit of fear as he stepped back from the appearance of the person he was just batting.
“B-Beep?!”
What the hell just happened? Why did he suddenly look more monstrous than he had a few seconds ago? Boyfriend gripped his microphone tighter. If he wanted yet another song, he could do that.
He already did it twice now. A third song with him would be a breeze! Hopefully then he’d leave him alone and go away.
“If you want another rap battle let’s go then, lemon face. I beat you twice now! I can do it again and then go away and leave me alone!”
‘ Oh , please . If you want to call me a name , it’s Neil ! . . . and I’m not here for a song . ‘
as he finishes talking , it seems the human like teeth that reside in his maw sharpen like daggers , complete with a sound akin to unsheathing a dagger . how ? who knows .
jagged arm stabs into the ground, pushing him up into the air as he lunges for boyfriend , letting out an ear piercing scream as his maw opened up to try and catch the fleshling .
you might wanna move , kid .
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GRAVITY FALLS SENTENCE STARTERS , PART TWO .
“ there’s a burning question my heart longs to ask of you . ” “ leave that thing alone . ” “ aren’t you supposed to be on lookout ? ” “ are you scared ? ” “ i run away from nothing . ” “ i don’t often do this , but i feel the need to give you an award . ” “ did you hear that ?! ” “ but what was that noise , then ?! i just heard a monster noise ! ” “ i just realised … i love you . ” “ come check this out ! ” “ i just wanted attention ! nobody pays any attention to me anymore … ” “ in retrospect , my plan seems a little contrived . ” “ well , time to get back to work on my death ray . you got a screwdriver ? ” “ five bucks says you can’t do it . ” “ five bucks says you can’t do it with your eyes closed , PLUS me singing at the top of my lungs ! ” “ i have very keen powers of observation . ” “ i was cleaning up when i found this creepy room hidden behind the wallpaper . ” “ i like your gumption , kid ! ” “ i think it needs more glitter . ” “ you’ve brought every threat to my power together in one easy to destroy circle ! ” “ you’ve gone too far , _____ ! ” “ i’m not scared of you ! ” “ don’t you toy with me , _____ . ” “ nice shot , pumpkin . ” “ wait , no —— it’s too dangerous ! ” “ i’ve got some children i need to make into corpses . see you real soon . ” “ when i get my hands on you , kid , i’m gonna disassemble your molecules ! ” “ you’ve tricked me for the last time . ” “ you’re a kid . you don’t know any better . ” “ are you honestly telling me there’s nothing else we can do ?! ” “ my brain isn’t good for anything . ” “ what other choice do we have ?! ” “ i’m starting to think there’s no way out of here . ” “ when one door closes , choose a nearby wall and bash it open with brute force ! ” “ i think i’m gonna kill one of you now , just for the heck of it ! eeny , meeny , miney , mo — ” “ you’re going down , _____ . ” “ let me out of here ! ” “ you made a fatal mistake . you messed with my family . ” “ i’ll give you fame , riches , infinite power , your own galaxy ! ” “ would you be a dear and fetch me the sawed off shotgun ? ” “ we’re mad with power ! … and love . ” “ i’ve come this far . i’m not giving up now . ”
⇨ I want to spend my life with her, even if her dad is evil or some shit ⇦ ⇨ Now SPIT IT like this ⇦ ⇨ We getting FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, yeah! ⇦
INDIE BOYFRIEND FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN’
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oh , he remembers this day very well .
listening to the duet between this world’s monster and boyfriend in the mall draw to a close from the upper level , he had to practically force his unending smile to grow ever further .
once his counterpart is done singing , things go dark again for all . just like it had before .
and when the light returns . . . monster is back . but . . . different . staring down at the coated fleshling with his gigantic height .
‘ You’re not getting away THAT easily , Boyfriend . I’m starving , you know . . . ‘
oh , he missed toying with this little guy .
GRAB A KNIFE, TAKE A SLICE, FILL YOU UP WITH SUGAR AND SPICE!