The Maid

The clock stops ticking and the work is done before it begins again

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I thought of this at 3 AM in the morning (AKA I have to sleep now)

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diabclicwave replied to your post “Time to flop against the maid. "Sakuya let me have some of your...”

"This is why you're the best~" Time to gently chomp the maid, cause she likes her. She's a good.

She still sucks a breath in between her teeth- it’s not a pleasant sensation under any circumstances. “Please try to keep the blood off of my uniform.”

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Time to flop against the maid. "Sakuya let me have some of your blood."

“You may have a small amount of my blood- I can’t perform my duties properly if I’m anemic.”

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Put a name in my inbox and my muse will have to admit how they feel about them.

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“Please form a proper line so that I can hook all of you up to the IV-” -Disclaimer: Sakuya is a maid and not a medical professional. If you are not a youkai, you may suffer significant side effects if you allow her to draw your blood.-

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springinghopper replied to your post

Kiss on the cheek~

Sakuya appears to disappear- reappearing away from the offending lips.

“Can I help you?”

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kappa4profit replied to your post

“Please leave.”

“...” Sakuya is turning on her heel to leave.

Success!

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houraiinferno replied to your post: Sakuya WILL appear right next to you without...

flan voice: nerd

She’s still going to be smug about it.

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Sakuya WILL appear right next to you without announcing herself and if you live at the SDM this is old hat but WILL occasionally scare you

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“!!!!!!!! S–Someone did hear! Shoot. Please don’t tell anyone if you’re still here to hear that also.”

“Just take care of yourself. I doubt Lady Patchouli would want you working while you’re ill.”

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👀 "Where'd you get your knives? Oh! No, no, better! What human merchants do you trust doing business with?"

“I have them specially made.Most human merchants are trustworthy. They know where I work, and they know that I have no intention of hurting them- so as long as they’re willing to accept my mistress’ coin, then they are quite trustworthy. No human in their right mind would attempt to con a vampire.”

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👀 "So, how many o'those knives can y'throw in one go?"

“It depends how long I decide to freeze time for. I usually prefer around forty or so, but that’s just a preference. I could feasibly throw an infinite number.”

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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"Good day, Ms. Izayoi. It's wonderful weather we're having, yes? Doesn't it put you in the mood to just spend a little extra cash than normal? Surely, a chief maid like you would have the funds for that, right? Especially with how hard you work, you never have enough time to yourself, I'm sure! But now's your chance to do something for yourself. I introduce you too..." Girls are rummaging through bags. "This here foot masseuse! For just fifteen minutes a day, you can feel all fresh and new!"

Sakuya allows Nitori to go through her sales pitch, but she’s only half-listening, her arms crossed. She might have considered purchasing it, in fact... if she were not so content with her life at the moment.

So instead, Nitori gets the same thing that every eager salesman gets at the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

“No solicitors.”