half dead, half alive, and mostly confused

tired.

[cottoncandylesbo]

[maxknightley]

being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain

[ozempicofficial]

[ajooples]

Lol get yoinked nerd

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[kaelio]

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

[ladyvean]

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

[kaelio]

just to be clear

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[kaelio]

It's sooo good

The lentil soup post is yeah beyond amazing. I know lentil soup doesn't seem like it could be that good. You simply don't Know how beloved the rheinlander lentil soup was. This was a famous soup here.

[goth-queen]

[maarkriifaas]

being vagueposted about consistently and it's a year later, man go fuck yourself and take your stupid clothes back

[himynameisemail]

[coughloop]

Sorry man I didn't know

[sheikahfication]

When I get a boyfriend I’m microchipping him

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[deftism]

here let me break down for you:

[deftism]

AAAUUGGUHGUHG FUCK I MISSED A WORD ITS SO OVER OH MY GODF MY OH MY GOD AAAUGUUGH NO UHEUEUHE FUUUUCKKKKK

[tieheartbreaker]

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots

[lamignonette]