half dead, half alive, and mostly confused

tired.

[huariqueje]

Unknown , Summer Road , Light Trap - Jeremy Miranda , 2026.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on panel

[dogpuppy]

[sailermoon]

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[huariqueje]

Unknown , Summer Road , Light Trap - Jeremy Miranda , 2026.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on panel

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[389]

Michael Schauer

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[karoline-c]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[yenthecat]

It's storming out and I'm a little nervous 😓

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[mothmotto]

do you ever look at an animal. or a bug. or concept. and

[sirwombat]

Let's laugh on mama

(trans rights are human rights)

[valtsv]

my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary

[valtsv]

like sorry to be the bearer of bad news but people piss themselves. when they're afraid. when they've experienced mental and/or physical trauma and their body needs a way to express that stress. when they've been sexually assaulted. when they get older and their muscles start to wear out from a lifetime of service. a not insignificant majority of people Will experience incontinence in their lifetimes and while there are steps you can take to manage it for your own comfort and others', there's simply no moral dimension to it whatsoever. & like i'm not saying every show and movie needs checkhov's bed wetting scene but we have seriously got to get more okay with acknowledging that somehow.

[valtsv]

[maarkriifaas]

getting mad felt good and i feel better today, also I know now for a fact that I flipped shit for correct and accurate reasons. so, good.

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy