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[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[jonzykid]

[khadidon]

Alicia keys be like…

[loveshocks]

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[lilmoth95]

““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

[yafavblogger]

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[meeesshhh]

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies, keep it going!

[jd-baby-deactivated20210223]

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[okinawawgoddess]

🙄

[thetaurusworld]

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

[veryharam]

I love having the privilege of putting money in my bra when I don’t wanna carry a bag

[damnyallugly]

Imagine you’re about to suck your girl titties and you find $20 Lmaooooo I would legit start crying from happiness

[veryharam]

Who said u keeping the $20

[damnyallugly]

Ya wcw said you can’t keep the money you find in her titties smh leave her and work on yourself KING 👑

[21gramsofgrace]

😂

[imsoshive]

This the funniest shit ever lol

[modernday-siren]

i did not know i needed thissssssss

[raveyyrave]

I hate this fucking filter lmaoo

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

her face on the “fuck me??” part lmfaoooo

[calebcity]

Everything in anime has a tragic back story

[skinoutqueen]

I was being my cute self and then we had a moment…it’s 4:35 currently 😪

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

She really mad gorgeous

[hi-imkingdavid]

Big facts

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

Like son you see that smile?

Bonkers my nigga

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all really complimenting me with that dusty ass bonnet on my head 😂😭

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Your smile is so fucking perfect I love it 😍

[bob-belcher]

[smartass-stripper]

This but with a grimoire sized CD collection of anime mixes and your favorite songs burned on Staples CD-Rs.

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

“so I suggest you talk to that bitch with the wig on”

[clvtbeater]

Wildin

[cmtothemc]

I was listening intently. She was serious.

[mochababyangie]

This is ssssstill one of my favorite videos

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I guesssss

[0bianuju]

🙄💓

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Wym?

[twitterlols]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

they really went in on each other

[cuttothefeeling]

girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here

girl 2:

[llililli]

She said “OK henny!”

[juelzsantanabandana]

Mood :

[matthejew-blog]

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