Esprit d'Escalier

/im not french/

[iloveyoutoodeath]

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange 

[maccallme]

Isnt it strange that when we talk about difference between AI and human being one of the argument is. "machines csn never be like human because they cant create". and yet we ignore artist as a mature profession

[catcrumb]

[oknope]

Me: Who’s a good boy?

Dog:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[photochoco]

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

[photochoco]

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

[dualclock]

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

[photochoco]

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

[arbitreneart]

When I think I’ve seen enough

[memeclassheroes]

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[ruinedchildhood]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[ampervadasz]

[prguitarman]

She will solve the trolley problem

[traversefamilypicnic]

Maxwell’s demon

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

some more highlights from this twitter thread

some more highlights from this thread of ridiculous shit for sale online

[machine-factory]

love this piece by Javier Pérez titled ‘Carroña’. Ten stuffed crows carefully placed on a shattered red chandelier to look as if they were feasting on a dead animal. 

[neolesbian]

so disney is using emily gwen’s lesbian pride flag with no compensation, and she’s still in need of money. i implore anyone who cares at all about the lgbt community to donate to her instead of paying for fucking mickey mouse pins

About Emily

About Emily

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d]

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

hey reblog this instead

[onlytwitterpics]

[dsmsix]

you go girl! and don’t come back!

[dsmsix]