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bellmandi86

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theriverbeyond

pros of doing crafts in bed: comfy, cozy, my cat is hanging out with me, i have so many pillows

cons of doing crafts in bed: LOST NEEDLE!!! IN MY BED!!! AAHHHHH

3000s

why should my job be more important than playing on my phone

cannibalchicken

mythbusters was so good because it wasn’t a killjoy show. they didn’t just say “see, it doesn’t work” and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn’t work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask “what would it take to make this happen?”

disclaymore-deactivated20230920

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

oldschoolvillageidiot

Some myths I’ll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they “failed.” Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn’t matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON’T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just… pure glee. “Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!”

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it’s information.

A life ethos tbh.

Honestly kinda upset that thats the writing and art theft ones are the only type of ai we get to hear about being worked on tbh.

afterword

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

wahoo-shem

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

cannibalchicken

gierosajie-art

The world is a snail

witdiseased

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

astrophysicist-not-princess

And sometimes your brain just goes “fuck it, light cue two go” and you scramble up to do the thing right this second Or Else you face the wrath of the stage manager