Dramione Is My Only Love

I'm posting some Dramione headcanons, if you want any specific ones ask me!

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Dramione headcanon (breakfast part 4, Gryffindor table)

Draco: *arrives at Gryffindor table* hey y'all what's wrong with hermione?

Gryffindors: *stunned silence*

Lavender: oh my god did you just call her hermione?

Draco: um yes seems so do you have any problem?

Lavender: ...no

Draco: who else has a problem with the fact that me and granger are together?

Ron: *stands up*

Ron: YOU! FERRET! HOW DID YOU CONVINCE HER TO DO SO? DID YOU GIVE HER AMORTENTIA?

Hermione: no, ronald. I agreed in this thing and that's all, i'm in love with draco, and hopefully he is in love with me

Draco: yes i am

Ginny&Lavender&Parvati&Basically All Gryffindor girls: aaaaawww you're so cutee

Hermione&Draco: thanks

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At a party in the room of requirements

Draco: *to pansy* granger? At a party?

Pansy: seems so

Draco: ok bye

Draco: *gets near hermione*

Draco: *smiles*

Draco: granger, shall we dance?

Hermione: *looks confused*

Hermione: *blushes*

Hermione: well i guess...um yes fine

Draco: *smiles even wider*

Hermione: *smiles back*

Ginny (who organized the party): hey y'all look there they are finally DANCING TOGETHER

Literally everyone at the party: *huge scream* finallyy we waited for 6 damned year till you two realized that you're made for each otherrr

Draco&Hermione: *look very confused* ooook well we are leaving now bye :) (you weirdos) :)

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Just this

I just love how dramione shippers created a whole world around draco and hermione. Like blaise and nott are draco best friends and crabbe and goyle don’t even say “hi”, even though in the books they’re always with draco. Hermione and pansy and daphne and ginny are like bfs, although the two slytherins barely and eventually say a word in the whole serie. And ron and harry are like staring from outside cause they hate malfoy but they love mione (brother love of course) and then they get over it and start being friends with the others and yeah they become *the squad*. And luna is a part of all. And i fuckin love this world we created

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obi-wan keobi: no anakin, don’t do that, that’s bad!

anakin:

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#truth

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Dramione headcanon (breakfast part 3, Slytherin table)

Blaise: and you...?

Draco: we?

Blaise: you had sex?

Draco: what do you think we did either? Obv we had sex!

Blaise: didn't you hate her?

Draco: um well not exactly

Blaise: what do u mean?

Draco: I'm in love with her, blaise

Slytherin table, that was all listening: aaaaaawwwwwww

Draco: shut up, you idiots!!

Blaise: well i guess you should go and save her then

Draco: from what?

Draco: *looks at Gryffindor table*

Draco: *hurrying at the other end of the great hall* hey y'all...!

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In the library

McLaggen: wow you look gorgeous today Hermione

Hermione: i'm studying

McLaggen: i mean we could go to Hogsmade together today

Hermione: i'm studying.

McLaggen: well think about it

Draco: *kicks door and enters the room*

Draco: McLaggen stop being fucking annoying she is my girlfrined holy shit go away or i will kick your ass till the astronomy tower

McLaggen: um...ok...so...i guess

Hermione: YES YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY I'M DATING MALFOY YOU IDIOT *slaps McLaggen*

Draco: that was cool love

Hermione: thanks dear *winks*

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Just think about that:

Sleepovers inter houses, with both boys and girls: •hufflepuffs are bringing food •slytherins want to play truth or dare •gryffindors agree, cuz they must show who they are •ravenclaws at first sitting aside reading but then getting in the mood •slytherins bringing “like a lot” (pansy words) firewiskey •gryffindors taking them all in their common room “cuz is the most beautiful one” •girls actually putting make up on draco’s face “cause he's even cuter with that” •hermione getting all gelous and taking him away at one point •ron and daphne greengrass are ~dAtInG~ •and everyone is like *wtf how did this happen* at first, then they’re all like *aww otp* •luna taking ~mAgIc~ polaroids of literally everything •hufflepuffs getting drunk for the first time •dean and seamus making a coming out and eveyone’s like *fuck yeah finally* •pansy stripping in front of everyone because of a dare made by blaise •blaise and ginny kissing for a dare made by hermione (and pansy) cause they both knew their feelings •and the two of them end up together •harry is all drunk and shouts “who wants me to open it” not realizing all the three wizards tournment thing happened two years before •everyone switching robes “cause in the end we’re just one house” •and late night thoughs about dumbledore •is he gay or just bisexual? •and yeah it’s all a mess but they’re having fun and professors know everything but they don’t mind •cause finally there’s house unity.

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Thoughts of a psycho (aka me)

I was just thinking earlier this day, what if dramione actually happened? I mean, like in third year, where draco and herm are being all flirty flirty (at least i see it like that cause i’m a psycho). Like y'know when in dada with snape they’re studying werewolfs and hermione says they reply just at the call of their types? And then draco howls? Like what does it mean? Obv that the two are together, isn’t it???? And then when draco gets hurt by the Hippogryf and herm says to hagrid that he has to take it to the hospital wing! What is that mione? Are you worried for malfoy?? Ah ah, i know something actually happened that year

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Imagine your OTP

Person A: Did it hurt?

Person B: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from Heaven

Person A: No

Person B: What?

Person A: *grins* Did it hurt when you fell for me

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[Interhouse unity sleepovers: guys vs girls.]

Hermione: We have like 5 minutes until lights out.

Pansy: Then we'd better hurry. (To Ginny and Luna) Come on you two! (The girls run out of the Ravenclaw common room and into the hallway, where they are stopped by Snape doing his rounds)

Snape: Ladies...

Pansy, Ginny, Hermione, and Luna: Hello... Hi...

Snape: Would you mind telling me where you're going? In your pyjamas?

Ginny: We're just going to the Gryffindor Common room for magazines... And toiletries...

Snape: Toiletries?

Hermione: Tampons... (Snape looks very embarrassed and awkward) I swear as prefect that I will have us all back by lights out.

Snape: OK. (Girls turn to leave with Luna  hiding Draco Malfoy's Quidditch bag behind her back) Girls... One more thing. (They all stop with their backs to him) What's in the bag?

Pansy: ...Malfoy's head?

Snape: ...Carry on.

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Dramione headcanon (breakfast part 2, Gryffindor table)

*Hermione enters the great hall*

Parvati: *whispering to Lavender* why does she have Slytherin robes on her?

Lavender: i dunno

Dean: *to Seamus, pointing at Hermione* wtf mate what's she doing? Is it Carnival and we don't know it?

Seamus: um maybe in muggle world

Ron: HARRY.

Ron: HARRY LOOK AT MIONE

Harry: *still half asleep* mm yes Ron

Harry: *looks at Hermione*

Harry:

Harry: wtf

*Hermione seats next to Ginny*

Ginny: umm Mione...?

Hermione: *smiling* yes Gin?

Ginny:...um it may have escaped to your notice but...well...you are wearing a Slytherin sweater

Ginny: and all Gryffindors are wondering why

Hermione: *bumps on her seat* shit shit shit

Ginny: ?

Hermione: *whispering* I've slept with Malfoy

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Dramione headcanon (breakfast part one, Slytherin table)

Draco: blaise

Blaise: yes?

Draco: blaise.

Blaise: yes draco?

Draco: *points at Gryffindor table*

Blaise: *turns in that direction* mate what's wrong there are just some stupid Gryffindors pointing at Granger...oh

Blaise:

Blaise: mate why the fuck is Granger wearing a Slytherin sweater?

Draco: *sweating* well

Draco: umm *whispering* we slept together

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Reblog if you are a Witch

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Blaise: Ooh, Draco. Studying with your girlfriend?

Draco: She's not my girlfriend.

Blaise: I don't know. I think I see a spark. (bops Hermione's nose) Boop!

Hermione: Please don't do that.

Draco: [under his breathe] Yeah, that'll help.

Blaise: Aw, she doesn't like to be touched. Well, maybe, I'll do this.

(Hermione grabs Blaise's arm and twists it, Blaise falls on the table)

Hermione: Now, say your body is composed entirely of snot.

Blaise: (sobbing in pain) My body is composed entirely of snot.

Hermione: (to Draco) Anything you'd like to add?

Draco: I'm good.

(Hermione lets go of Blaise and he walks off still in pain)

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Remus: Look at that ridiculous man in a bunny suit

Lily: Hahaha, who would be stupid enough to do that?

Lily:

Lily: Ohmygod

Remus: What?

Lily: It's Sirius

Sirius: [spotting them] Remus! Lily!

Lily: No, no please don't come over here

Sirius: [announcing to crowd staring at him] These are my best friends

Remus: I'm literally going to die

Lily: You want me to kill you?

Remus: You're a true friend, Lily

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Sirius: Hey Remus, you remember that time Prongs dyed Evans’ hair bright green to match her eyes?

Remus: How could I forget? She cursed his hair pink for a week and Mcgonagall gave him detention for trying to wear a hat in class.

Sirius: Ah, good times, good times.

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Dramione headcanon (potion lesson)

Snape: *is making work couples* Mrs Granger, Mr Malfoy, you're going to work together.

Draco: Professor but...

Hermione: Professor! Why?!

Snape: shut...up...get to...your desk

Draco: *eyes to the sky*

Hermione: *muttering* that stupid ferret

*while working*

Hermione: Malfoy wtf are you doing with that radish?

Draco: I'm cutting it, you stupid

Hermione: Stupid? Me? Oh and then what are you? A fucking psycho?

️Harry, in another part of the class: *rolls eyes*

Ron: I can feel sexual tension between them. I'm not even that clever

Blaise: You're true Weasley

Pansy: We all know

Pansy: They are the ones that don't

Snape: *winking to Harry, Ron, Blaise and Pansy* that's why I put them together