Harry Potter Conversations

I Mean... they COULD have happened.... 

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Lily: Hasn't anyone here grown at all?

Sirius: [Stares at her chest]

Lily: [Punches him in the face] You were thinking it.

Sirius: I know...

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Pansy: Sunbathing is definitely in my top 5 favorite activities. Hermione: What are the others? Pansy: Cursing things. Shutting stupid people down verbally. Bubble baths. Masturbating.

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Harry: Gotta keep moving so we don't die. Hermione: I can get behind that, but what's your plan? Ron: Just what he said; Don't die. Hermione: Okay, understood, but beyond that? Harry: Don't die. Hermione: Don't die isn't a plan! It's a general demand of living!

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Regulus: All that time, I really believed we were the good guys. Snape: Annihilating entire cities, orphaning little kids, classic hero stuff.

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Pansy: We both look very beautiful tonight

Hermione: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you,” Pansy

Pansy: I couldn’t take that chance

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Hermione; "Why are you laughing?!"

Ron; (laughing) "The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. We're doomed!"

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Rodolphus: How did Bellatrix react when he found out you were dating Narcissa?

Lucius: She was fine with it

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Lucius: She threw a rock at me

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Harry: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism Hermione: And you came to me? Hermione: ...But what did you do? Harry: I may have kissed Malfoy...And I liked it and want to do it again Hermione: Hermione: Okay I see now why you came to me

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Sirius: When I was growing up-

Remus, looking down at him, chuckling: Growing up?

Sirius: Fuck off!

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Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?

Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.

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Harry: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her

Harry: “oh noooo I’m too comfy!!!” Like shut up

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Ron: sorry I can’t flirt with you

Ron: this girl who won’t go out with me will get mad

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Hermione: I think I’m bi

Harry: which one?

Hermione: what do you mean?

Harry: bisexual? bilingual? bipolar?

Ron: I know

Ron: a bitch

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Draco: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect Pansy: No, you're not

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Ron: so, i’ve been thinking Hermione: merlin, are you okay? that must’ve been rough

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?