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incorrect harry potter quotes [6/?]
Lily: Hasn't anyone here grown at all?
Sirius: [Stares at her chest]
Lily: [Punches him in the face] You were thinking it.
Sirius: I know...
Pansy: Sunbathing is definitely in my top 5 favorite activities. Hermione: What are the others? Pansy: Cursing things. Shutting stupid people down verbally. Bubble baths. Masturbating.
Harry: Gotta keep moving so we don't die. Hermione: I can get behind that, but what's your plan? Ron: Just what he said; Don't die. Hermione: Okay, understood, but beyond that? Harry: Don't die. Hermione: Don't die isn't a plan! It's a general demand of living!
Regulus: All that time, I really believed we were the good guys. Snape: Annihilating entire cities, orphaning little kids, classic hero stuff.
Pansy: We both look very beautiful tonight
Hermione: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you,” Pansy
Pansy: I couldn’t take that chance
Hermione; "Why are you laughing?!"
Ron; (laughing) "The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. We're doomed!"
Rodolphus: How did Bellatrix react when he found out you were dating Narcissa?
Lucius: She was fine with it
Rodolphus:
Lucius: She threw a rock at me
Harry: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism Hermione: And you came to me? Hermione: ...But what did you do? Harry: I may have kissed Malfoy...And I liked it and want to do it again Hermione: Hermione: Okay I see now why you came to me
Sirius: When I was growing up-
Remus, looking down at him, chuckling: Growing up?
Sirius: Fuck off!
Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?
Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.
Harry: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her
Harry: “oh noooo I’m too comfy!!!” Like shut up
Ron: sorry I can’t flirt with you
Ron: this girl who won’t go out with me will get mad
Hermione: I think I’m bi
Harry: which one?
Hermione: what do you mean?
Harry: bisexual? bilingual? bipolar?
Ron: I know
Ron: a bitch
Draco: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect Pansy: No, you're not
Ron: so, i’ve been thinking Hermione: merlin, are you okay? that must’ve been rough
Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy
Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear
Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?
Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco
Harry: Wait, what?
Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.
Narcissa: For a week
Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two
Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?