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she/her

[threedollarsdotcom]

air bud (they/them) (yes im still talking about the dog from the movie) has been killed in a 38-car pileup. it was their fault

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[raylangivins]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[lakevida]

i heard theyre casting jacob elordi as white gilgamesh

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[thelambliesdown1974]

Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[sana-kan]

[dogpuppy]

[sud-e-magia]

DogPhone will let dog use phone

[dorothylarouge]

[coeurdeverre82]

[flunkett]

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

[evilvillain123456789]

Nice picture of your dinner. From zooming in on the reflection on the wings of an errant bottlefly I was able to deduce that you were naked when you cooked this. & I can see your giant ugly nipples in the reflection