Fucking Die

Random ass blog.

[foreveriallyzombified]

feed me.

[abiteofme]

[foreveriallyzombified]

cool looks regular *bite*

[abiteofme]

you start to feel something strange...

[foreveriallyzombified]

oh

[abiteofme]

just kidding.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[toastbutteregg]

hehe

[mr-deep-downer]

hey don’t do that

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[iv-fischer]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

gf: babe can you stop replying to me with early 2011 memes me: challenge accepted

[weallheartonedirection]

All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

[power-goku-deactivated20221118]

dark fda show me the illegal foods

[einsatzgroping-deactivated20220]

[hominis-unleashed]

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

we should start giving chainsaws to girls

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Me texting: why cant people just be straight up when they text, I hate these games man :/

Also me texting: 

[iamthefemaleweezy]

[fucko]

RIP joe rogan, slipped and fell into a jar of peanut butter and drowned

[chandra-telescope]

Shout-out to everyone who got bullied a fuckton in school but tuned out most of it because you didn’t understand social stuff and because sometimes it took WEEKS to even realise, “Oh. They were being mean.”

[chandra-telescope]

Shout-out to everyone who got through primary school in a dissociative haze that they can’t even remember anymore

[elena]