my humors are incredibly imbalanced

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[putridcowboy]

all girls are capable of prophetic visions

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[3000s]

i think i had this image printed at cvs

[3000s]

i did

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[butchvirgil]

when is he not

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[nonporous]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I cant stop thinking about this absolutely brutal takedown umberto eco wrote about dan brown

[contemptible-scoundrel]

yo mama so hungry she ate all the stars in the sky and plunged the world into eternal darkness

[bruisepoker]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoker]

ok good I was getting worried

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[thunderpibb]

when you bend your knee and feel a new sensation that will never go away

[zsnes]

the pride that comes with being in the service of the desert bandit chieftan

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein