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@mackerel-executive
.... Hello.
Dazai Osamu, Port Mafia Executive. That bastard Mori has been keeping me quite busy, so I'm using this hellsite to relax a bit. Hmm, hopefully I can find Chuuya and annoy the heck out of him. That'll be a nice passtime.. And I suppose you guys can talk to me too. Dont expect anything though.
[age-18 (dark era), before defection, he/they]
[taken anons:- :3 anon]
(ooc and rules utc, unless marked by ooc brackets everything is ic)
Dazai did you do the paperwork Mori wants us to do??
Chuuya says bursting through the door of their shared apartment
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
... What paperwork...??? There was paperwork???
*he looks at him and slowly asks, rubbing his eyes*
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
No, dazai i dont know
He finally shifts to sit up
Ughh, why are you being so grumpyy?? :((
Im not being grumpy youre just being annoying.
He huffs massaging his temple
Riiiight... Are you properly awake now?
*he sighs and sits on the nearby table, waiting impatiently*
Mhm, im awake
He stretches his limbs from the akward position he fell asleep in
Good, finally! Now, chibi should drink his milk or else he'll never grow, hehe~
*he says with a grin, hiding something behind his back*
Lay off about my size jackass! im only 18 im still growing!
He says rolling his eyes
No you're not growing!!!! I cursed you, remember?? You'll still be saying this at 22!!
Oh Nooo- Why'd you curse me-
He says sarcastically
To prove a point ~ Did you not know that?
*he replies with a closed-eye infuriating smile*
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
No, dazai i dont know
He finally shifts to sit up
Ughh, why are you being so grumpyy?? :((
Im not being grumpy youre just being annoying.
He huffs massaging his temple
Riiiight... Are you properly awake now?
*he sighs and sits on the nearby table, waiting impatiently*
Mhm, im awake
He stretches his limbs from the akward position he fell asleep in
Good, finally! Now, chibi should drink his milk or else he'll never grow, hehe~
*he says with a grin, hiding something behind his back*
Lay off about my size jackass! im only 18 im still growing!
He says rolling his eyes
No you're not growing!!!! I cursed you, remember?? You'll still be saying this at 22!!
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
No, dazai i dont know
He finally shifts to sit up
Ughh, why are you being so grumpyy?? :((
Im not being grumpy youre just being annoying.
He huffs massaging his temple
Riiiight... Are you properly awake now?
*he sighs and sits on the nearby table, waiting impatiently*
Mhm, im awake
He stretches his limbs from the akward position he fell asleep in
Good, finally! Now, chibi should drink his milk or else he'll never grow, hehe~
*he says with a grin, hiding something behind his back*
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
No, dazai i dont know
He finally shifts to sit up
Ughh, why are you being so grumpyy?? :((
Im not being grumpy youre just being annoying.
He huffs massaging his temple
Riiiight... Are you properly awake now?
*he sighs and sits on the nearby table, waiting impatiently*
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
No, dazai i dont know
He finally shifts to sit up
Ughh, why are you being so grumpyy?? :((
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Youre so goddamn loud-
He says swatting dazais hand away
Well youre being surprisingly too quiet so I have to make up for it yknow?
*he still keeps poking to be annoying*
Oiii chibi are you still drunk??? Christmas is over by now you know-
*dazai walks over to chuuya, waving a hand in front of his eyes to check whether he's awake*
-@mackerel-executive
Ugh shut your mouth shitty dazai-
He groans not moving
Oh look, the slug's awake-
*he pokes his cheek*
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
No, get it yourself youre so lazy and im NOT your dog.
He remains by the door
hey im not lazy!! and facts are facts! dont make me get upppp-
*he whines, not getting off the couch*
Come on get up, you need to get up to decoratw anyway
no- you could keep the tree here and i could just sit and decorate! much easier for us, don't you think?
Ugh- you are a pain in my ass...i'll go grab the tree-
He says turning to leave again
Glad to be one, hehe~ Awww thank you chu-chu! I knew you were such a wonderful person at heart!
*he calls after chuuya, very pleased*
Chuuya just rolls his eyes as he goes to grab the tree
*he pouts at the lack of response as he waits for chuuya to get back*
Chuuya drags in a tree putting it in an empty corner
....i call putting on the star!
*he grumpily gets up to go through the decorations box*
sensible for once, but we're putting up the blue one!
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
No, get it yourself youre so lazy and im NOT your dog.
He remains by the door
hey im not lazy!! and facts are facts! dont make me get upppp-
*he whines, not getting off the couch*
Come on get up, you need to get up to decoratw anyway
no- you could keep the tree here and i could just sit and decorate! much easier for us, don't you think?
Ugh- you are a pain in my ass...i'll go grab the tree-
He says turning to leave again
Glad to be one, hehe~ Awww thank you chu-chu! I knew you were such a wonderful person at heart!
*he calls after chuuya, very pleased*
Chuuya just rolls his eyes as he goes to grab the tree
*he pouts at the lack of response as he waits for chuuya to get back*
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
No, get it yourself youre so lazy and im NOT your dog.
He remains by the door
hey im not lazy!! and facts are facts! dont make me get upppp-
*he whines, not getting off the couch*
Come on get up, you need to get up to decoratw anyway
no- you could keep the tree here and i could just sit and decorate! much easier for us, don't you think?
Ugh- you are a pain in my ass...i'll go grab the tree-
He says turning to leave again
Glad to be one, hehe~ Awww thank you chu-chu! I knew you were such a wonderful person at heart!
*he calls after chuuya, very pleased*
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
No, get it yourself youre so lazy and im NOT your dog.
He remains by the door
hey im not lazy!! and facts are facts! dont make me get upppp-
*he whines, not getting off the couch*
Come on get up, you need to get up to decoratw anyway
no- you could keep the tree here and i could just sit and decorate! much easier for us, don't you think?
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
No, get it yourself youre so lazy and im NOT your dog.
He remains by the door
hey im not lazy!! and facts are facts! dont make me get upppp-
*he whines, not getting off the couch*
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
A little egotistical but i suppose you have the spirit-
Chuuya replies rolling his eyes
wha- YOURE the egoistic one here chibi. *he protests*
now be a good dog and get that box, wont you?
Hey Dazai...i got one of those christmas trees. Want to decorate it with me or something?
Chuuya asks walking into the room dazai was sat in
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Aww, I'm so touched you trust me to help you, hehe~ Infected by the holiday spirit, eh? Good thing i already have decorations then-
*dazai grins widely as he points to a little box in the corner of the room*
Chuuya knocks on a door
Dazai open the door, im here
- @chuuya-for-the-tainted-sorrow
Coming! *theres a clatter from inside, and he opens the door. theres the smell of something burning*
Ah, there you are. I'm surprised you're not late
...what are you burning...?
He asks stepping in eyes straight to the kitchen
um. you dont need to see that, hehe....
*he tries to hide the kitchen from his view*
Well, go fix that then...
He sits on dazais couch
OCC: my bad for rebloging on wrong account last time-
duh. wait here, ill be back with, uh, food...?
*he goes back to the kitchen, throws away the most burnt part of the crab dish he'd attempted to make, puts the rest into two plates and brings it out*
Hmm that looks more edible then i expected it to be honestly
He moves on the couch to give dazai some space
... I want to be offended. I'm a good cook!
*he dumps a plate on chuuyas lap and settles into his space. hes lying btw*
Hmm sure you are
He sits up a little and starts eating
shut up- i AM
...well? how is it?
...edible so, you got anything planned for us?
He asks looking at dazai
... thank god, and uh, not really.... maybe movie night? idk what do you want to do??
Movie night is fine...
He continues to eat
Alrighty, im picking the movie!
*he barely touches his plate*
You still need to eat though Dumbass, or is the Great Dazai to good for his own burnt cooking?
He asks teasinly with a little bit of concer
Wha- I thought it wasn't burnt??? *he immediately questions, staring at the food to see if was actually burnt, ignoring the first part of what chuuya said*
Oh come on! THATs the part you focus on
He said rolling his eyes
Well duhh, otherwise thats an insult to my cooking skills! *he grumbled as he gave up and started searching for a movie*
I'm actually eating the food- you on the other hand are not!!
He argues to his defence
Thats because- um- i dont feel hungry? *he protests* Anywayssss, you should eat! After all, if you dont eat well, how will you grow past this tiny height of yours?
This is not about my height Shitty Dazai
He puts his plate down
Did you put something in it or something like that?!
NO i didnt!!! You have to stop doubting me so much!! Its just that ill physically puke if i eat anything right now! I'll eat it later i guess.... Not now.
Yeah yeah whatever
He rolls his eyes
Just put on the movie-
Hmm, have you seen this one? The Boy and the Dog? I think its fitting, considering the dog sitting beside me right now
Watch your mouth Shithead, i'm not your fucking dog-
Chuuya said glaring at dazai ever so slightly
Whatever you say, slug- Anyways, answer my question chibi.
*he rolls his eyes at chuuya, playing with the remote*
No- i havent watched The Boy and The Dog
He says sighing
Hehe, then its decided! You miiiight want to get a box of tissues though-
....Huh?? Why??...
He turns to dazai, confused
Just like that, chibi~ you know, seeing how much you love dogs?
*he says with a grin because he knows how emotional the movie is*
Don't tell me that the dog fucking dies-
He asks knowing that expression
*he blinks* I don't know, I haven't watched it. And even if i had, i would NEVER spoil the ending
*he leans back on the couch and starts the movie*
He rolls his eyes also leaning back on the couch
Whatever
*he shakes his head as chuuya seems invested in the movie, blinking sleep away halfway through. *
Why are dogs like this one so loyal anyways, slug?
Whats wrong with being loyal?
He replies looking at dazai, annoyed with the quetion but is too tired to show it
I never said there's anything wrong, I was just curious why. I havent really been able to understand it.
That's because you're an Annoying Idiot who does not care about anyone.
He mainly wanted to trick dazai into admiting he likes him
Hey! I'm offended! I'm human yk, i do care about people, and a lot too! Its just that i give a shit about very few people-
*he seems a bit upset by chuuya's comment*
Oh yeah? Name a person you care about then.
He was still trying to get Dazai to name him
Um. Do i have tooo??? *he grumpily asked*
Awww can Dazai not think of anyone?
He teased
Shut up- fineee, if i REALLY have to-
*he looks away*
Go on?
He looked at Dazai
... I guess... I care about Odasaku and Ango, Akutagawa.... and you too chibi-
*he mumbles in a small voice, still looking away, embarassed*
Chuuya instantly smirked
Dazai admits he likes me~
NO I DIDNT- there's a difference between caring and liking dummy-
*he immediately denies, still embarassed*
How?
He asks with no hesitation
well- caring for someone is not wanting them to get hurt or smth- and liking someone is liking liking someone!
So, you dont like me? Im almost offended.
He was most defiently offended
i- didnt- say that either! idiot chibi- well who do YOU care for and like huh????
*he protested*
Ane-san, Akutagawa, Tachihara, Hirotsu, ...my brother, you. i could go on-
He was listing them off his fingers
wha- are you sure of what you said??? *he asks disbelievingly, honestly surprised*
Yeah?....i think thats a solid list, no?
Yeah yeah but I'm on it too??
Well i'm on yours sooooo~
He teases since most of the time its the other way round
Wha-um- are you sure you're not sick or something??? *he moves to check chuuya's temperature, still kinda shocked*
He slaps his hand away
Im fine! What the hell don't do that-
Okay, geez, fine relax! You just- caught me offguard, alright? Aaaanyways, the movie. *he huffs*
Oh right- the movie.
He looks back at the tv
*he has already figured out how the movie ends so he just tries to stay awake to keep chuuya company, successfully failing as he's exhausted*
Chuuya rolls his eyes seeing dazai fall alseep but doesnt bother waking him up
*his head starts falling to the side as he snores*
Chuuya continues to watch the movie occasionally glancing at dazai
*he keeps snoring in an uncomfortable position*
The movie finshes and chuuya shifted dazai so hes at least comfy
...idoit he mutters under his breath
*he doesnt seem to notice, mumbling something as he unconsciously shifts closer to warmth again, sleeping well for once*
