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“My name’s Mackenzie but don’t call me Mackenzie because I’m cool and edgy and I make films. What kind of films you ask? Well you didn’t ask but I’ll tell you, it’s satire because the world is s t u p i d. Don’t talk to me I’m busy on the internet.”

#I AM IN TEARS KkjfaksfjkjkJSAHFJSHFJFHFJSF #SO SPOT ON #mention #dear nic*

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Send a “🙌” and I’ll introduce you to an NPC related to my Muse.

MEET HARLEM RHODES

Orla’s beloved brother. He made the mistake of going on a date with Macky once. They actually met on Twitter because they both were shitting on the same production and constantly asking who the fuck was writing the episodes. They have a similar sense of humor, so it’s not really a surprise that they got along. However, things got weird when Macky found out later that Harlem and her best friend Charlie went on a few dates, which caused a big fight between Charlie and Mackenzie.

#ask #meme #npc: harlem rhodes #anonymous

cosmicangst

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( @nancewright )

#muse #mackenzie x nancy #sfkjfkjfkjakf

text: the whore next door

nancy: because you were being a total bitch

nancy: you're not the only one who can prove a point

macky: you were being a fucking thief, what was i supposed to do??

macky: you have 24 hours to give me 30 bucks for your package

macky: and that's the end of this conversation

macky: i hope you'll rot in hell you goddamn whore

#text: billie #text: nancy

bowie 📲 macky.

bowie: howdy so

bowie: january 30th

bowie: los globos

bowie: phe's 30th birthday

bowie: her actual bday is the 31st but whatever no one's trying to get turnt on a sunday

bowie: also it's a SURPRISE so cone of silence

bowie: jot it down it'll be lit 🥳🎉🎂

macky: los globos?

macky: really?????

macky: jfc

macky: fiiiiiine i am coming

macky: promise me you are going to get drunk!

#text #text: bowie

lieutenantbarnes

never have I ever stared death in the face

❛❛ Only every time I leave my apartment and bump into Mackey. ❜❜ @mackyeccleston

👨‍🚒 | SEND 'NEVER HAVE I EVER’ PLUS AN ACTION

#mention #dear beau*#KFJASKFASJKAJKSJFSKFJASKFASJKFAJ KJFKAS I AM STILL LAUGHING

robinshore:

“You’re right – if you were insulting me I would definitely be able to tell,” Robin snorts, looking up from her magazine with a smile.

“Right, right, right, you follow me on Instagram, you can get pretty much the jist of the entire trip from that,” she jokes with a faux-serious nod of her head, swishing the ice around in her cup.

“Thank you, in a fucked up way, I kinda missed it too,” she admits with a wrinkle of her nose.

“I’m actually staying with Bowie for awhile until I get my shit figured out. I told him I was just planning on sleeping in my studio but apparently he did not think that was an acceptable option.”

“You were having time of your life. I wasn’t jealous at all.” Macky said with a chuckle, shifting a little, nodding her head slowly.

“You better. We haven’t seen each other for months.” Her life wasn’t as eventful as Robin’s. While she hated how boring her life could get, after witnessing the Shore Family Drama, she has realized she was actually quite happy about that.

Macky understood, if Ian moved to LA, there’s no way she would let him crash at somewhere else when he could simply stay with her. “I don’t blame him because I do agree, that’s not an acceptable option. If you get tired of Bowie, you can always stay at my place. Montana wouldn’t mind at all.”

#robin

lieutenantbarnes:

HE DOESN’T NEED TO WORRY? Beau almost threw his head back with a laugh, anything involving Mack had him worried.❛❛ It worries me that you felt the need to specify nobody would lose a limb. Why would anybody be at risk of losing a limb? ❜❜ The more he heard, the less he wanted to know and the more convinced he was that he wanted no part in her latest prank.❛❛ And you wanted to use my face to do that? ❜❜ He might have felt flattered by the notion if it also didn’t feel like an insult.

“If someone was going to lose any limbs, I wouldn’t bring it up at all. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know how to get away with murder.” Macky said with a nonchalant shrug, she wasn’t the biggest fan of true crime though, she was more interested in paranormal. “Yes. Because you are very handsome and you are a firefighter. People find that hot. Quite literally.” She chuckled at her own pun. “Listen, if I had any bad intentions, I would just go ahead and use your photos without asking you. But I didn’t because I am a considerate person.” Okay, that was absolutely a stretch.

#beau

lautrevalse

what if it was mackey that set your house on fire?

“Then she’s not getting a Christmas card next year.” @mackyeccleston

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

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“I am not an arsonist, Tyson is.” @tysondabs

#another baseless accusation from macky #KJFSKAFJAKFJ #mention #dear nic*

what if you were ghostface?

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

“Very plausible.”

#ask #meme #anonymous

lautrevalse

what if... your house burnt down?

“Oasis? Well, I can’t save the piano in time, which is a tragedy. But I’d make sure The Cat has gotten out. Also Remi. And then I’d move into my office, which is where I spend most of my time anyway.” @remifisher

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

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“Wow. You are such a great friend, Nic.”

#kJFAKSFJAK #nicolas #dear nic*

kylisms:

But he did stop, because she took the bait. Kyle’s tongue clicked against the roof of his mouth at the response. It was almost like some masochistic reaction to just stand there and engage in the back-and-forth with her, but what else was he going to do on New Year’s Eve? Or maybe it was just because it made Kyle feel like he had seven months ago, and surprise, surprise his heckler was one of the few things in his life that hadn’t changed. Sad really. His blue eyes ventured away from the familiar face with a curt nod of his head to follow, “I did,” then soon back to Macky. “Gave up comedy, came back for you,” Kyle deadpanned. “And the other one, but she’s not here, so just you.”

“I suppose you don’t expect me to say welcome back or any shit like that.” She said with a shrug, letting out a chuckle. He might have had a shitty sense of humor but he didn’t seem stupid, so she doubted it. “I see you are still trying to be funny. And it’s still not working.” Mackenzie said, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms against her chest. “No. Billie is not here. Why are you even asking about her?” Leave it to Macky being insanely protective over her close friends.

#kyle

absoluterpmemetrash

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

#ask #meme

lvisms:

@mackyeccleston — #can’t even

location: cinema paradiso

As the ending credits for the movie echoed out into the hall and people filed out of the theater one tall and lanky man dressed in various shades of black leaned up against the wall adjacent to the doors. Strands of his gelled hair fell in front of his face and his gaze was fixated on the small screen of the video camera. His features alone described the quality of the footage, a slight wrinkle of his nose or snarl in his tense lips that all followed a haughty sigh when he went to close the camera. But when Levi finally took his gaze off the device in his grasp all he saw was popcorn; kernels everywhere and that iconic red and white stripped bucket went with it. At the hands of a seven year old boy, who was flushed in his chubby cheeks, the entire carpeted floor at the entrance was now littered with buttery popcorn and the empty soda cup that rolled almost pitifully by Levi’s feet. “Georgie,” his mother scolded, to which the boy had been quick to scramble to reach for the trash when Levi, who had been silent and mildly entertained by the sight, finally spoke up. “Hey, kid,” Levi shook his head, “don’t worry about that. There’s a special lady who takes care of this.” And as if he had planned the whole ordeal himself, Levi turned to the direction the boy, named Georgie, had glanced in before the child scurried off with his mother to buy another popcorn for their showing of whatever rated G movie was playing in the next theater room over. There she was. “Speak of the pretty little devil.” Mackenzie Eccleston.

After the Avengers incident, whole Cinema Paradiso crew agreed on the fact Macky’s talents should be utilized in the projection room, it was best for everyone if she didn’t greet people at the door, after all she had enemies galore. If she’d seen Levi sniffing around, she wouldn’t have let him in for sure. And this time, she would have had an legitimate excuse, which was Levi’s love for piracy, for once her boss would be on her side. Normally she wouldn’t even bother to leave the projection room after the movie but today was her co-worker’s day off, so Macky had to check the theater after the movie.

Too distracted, she made her way to the theater, first she didn’t even spot Levi. However, that didn’t last long now that Levi addressed her. Her lips pursed together, Macky grimaced as if she’d just seen the worst sight ever, slowing her steps, she glared at Levi. “Don’t.” She said, raising her hand.

“What the fuck are you doing here? I told you not to come here ever again.”

#levi #40 years later #asfkjasf