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Our contribution to Item 294 was Bitch-slapping Man, complete with PVC pipe pimp cane and an arm that swiveled (at least theoretically) in the wind. (We're Logging, Pimping, and Your Pal Jim Nondorf--it made sense in our 3am Scav-addled brains, okay?) Here, Mike bids Bitch-slapping Man a fond farewell before we committed him to the dumpster.

Item 294: Your team's homage to Jonathan Borofsky's Hammering Man, at least 5 feet tall and installed on the Quads by 10:00 a.m. Friday. We've already seen Hammered Man, though, so have your sculpture perform another action. [33 points]

#bitchslapping #scav2014

Shelby's Majora's Mask was nothing short of a labor of love, and (if I remember correctly?) was pronounced one of the best ones made during Scav. Also it makes a rattling noise when you shake it!

Item 255: Majora's Mask. Must be wearable. [18 points]

#swag #scav2014

Maclean and BroStoMP: Scaveling Pants buddies 4eva.

Item 215: With the Second Non-Consecutive Summer of the Sisterhood approaching, Blake Lively is struck by an unassailable truth: those Scaveling Pants weren't so special after all, and the magic has been inour hearts this whole time. Still, those dubiously-fitting jeans or jorts will bring you luck (and points)throughout the Hunt, provided you correctly honor the denim deities through the appropriate rituals.A team member may don the Pants at one event before passing them along to the next wearer. Upon parting with the Pants, one should document their Pantsperience as follows: on the left leg, write the best thing that has happened while wearing the Pants; on the right leg, write the worst thing that has happened while wearing the Pants. Remember: Pants=Love. Love your teammates. Love yourself. [2 points per Pants-wearer, max 18 points]

#scavelingpants #scav2014

I don't know who's in there, but I bet you they're feeling really really safe right now. (Note the water wings jankily made out of inflated Ziploc bags!)

Item 121: Safety first! Have one team member participate in at least two Scav Olympics events equipped with a bike helmet, elbow pads, ski goggles, shin guards, safety whistle, lacrosse rib guards, fire-retardant labcoat, water wings, jockstrap, and pillows strapped fore and aft to the torso. [11 points]

#safetyfirst #scav2014

Momo as the Dread Pirate Neckbeard. Bask in his glory! BASK IN IT.

(Swordfighting with saws not encouraged.)

Item 291: The dread pirate Neckbeard. [1 point]

#neckbeard #scav2014

Item 58 REDUX: Shelby never made it to Judgment, but her assplate lives on! See here for the other three.

58. At Judgment, all Captains must be outtted with a rear license plate: FOR. YOUR. ASS. No counter-feits! Plates should identify which team each Captain hails from, and because Captains are somewhat vain, make sure each plate’s eight letters say something about your team leader. [A5.5 points]

#assplate #scav2014 #captains

97. Send a mime to: Mind, a Metra quiet car, a mosh pit. [2.5 points each]

Our mime just really liked quiet public transportation, okay?

20. If these walls could talk, what would they say? Attach appropriate speech bubbles to any three campus buildings of your choice. [2 points each]

God, Reg, stop being so needy.

Item 119. Copper nano-tubes

119. A published scientific article discussing the properties of copper nanotubes that the authors may be proud of professionally but for the sake of propriety, certainly won't be able to forward to their mothers. [1.5 points]

Scav asked, Eva delivered.

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/copperNTs.pdf

Science, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey Dear Leader, where's your bevy of sobbing Korean women?

283. Kim Jong-un looks simply Kim Jong-unstoppable while sporting the hot haircut of the season! To ensure that at least one of your team's dear leaders looks supremely stylin', either a Captain or Scavvie should sport North Korea's official hairdo for the duration of the Hunt. [7 points]

gil-estel

Apparently Maclean was sad that updownclockwise and I forgot about them.

scavjudges

!!!

macleanscav

Oh my god, Scavpai noticed us! (*≧∀≦*)

(Time to pull out the Maclean house motto: We've never heard of you either, jackass.)

Someone give this man a Tony! Wait, we did? Oh, good.

250. Throw roses at the actors during curtain call of a campus play. Duct-taped to the roses should be chocolate and a tinfoil Tony. [3 points]

Maclean's rampant and shocking house-cest, laid out for all to see. Created by Maclean's own, bona fide gossip circle. This item was made for our house. What's fact? What's fiction? That's for us to know and you to not know, bitch.

(Also note Jim Nondorf, too cool to associate with us basic bitches.)

247. A gossip web, made by your team's most powerful council of `girls'. Must connect your entire team with color-coded Sharpie lines signifying exes, hookups, couples, as well as hypothesized existence and directionality of crushes. Make no distinction between fact and femininely-intuited data. Gel pens are also, like, totally acceptable for this research. [4 points]

216.Turkish despair. Must be edible. [3 points]

This picture makes me sad. And then happy! And then sad.

Pi-athlon, Maclean Scav-style: eating π radians of pie and running π miles in 7π minutes. Featuring Henry Stone, "runner and pie enthusiast," and Nathan Hauke, "Maclean legend." MANLY SPORTS

163. Pie-athlon! Make a pie on a treadmill. Pie-athlon! Eat a pie while lifting weights. Pie-athlon! Is that Frisbee a pie? Pie-athlon! Combine your favorite athletic competition. . . with pie. [3.14 points]

170. Spaceballs: The Dorm Room! Must include Spaceballs: The Laptop, Spaceballs: The Sheet, Spaceballs: The Matching Pillowcase, and Spaceballs: The Bob Marley Poster. [7 Spaceballs: The Points]

LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!!

"Usher, I've got a couple of things to tell you."

"What's that, St. Augustine?"

155. Usher Does St. Augustine's Confessions. St. Augustine Does Usher's "Confessions". [5 points each]

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