Storytime: The first campaign I was in/ran was an interesting experience. This was also my first time playing only going off of “The Adventure Zone” as context of how to play. After the Exposition, I wanted to test combat, just to see how smooth it ran. I had my 5 players face 4 lizardfolk. Easy as it may seem they struggled and had a hard time with it to the point they almost died. Within the fight, our Dragonborn bard made us all wanna die and me, a first time DM, to absolutely want to die. He attempted to suduce one of the lizardfolk by getting into the “draw me like one of your french girls” pose. This unfortunately was successful. One of my rogues hated these events and through the power of the gods, interrupted the almost sex scene by successfully flipping over our bard, landing on the lizardfolk lodging two daggers in its throat. The End