#dm fail

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

Player: My character is a treasure hunter and explores ruins.

Me, the DM: That sounds great!

Player: Sweet! Can I have a worthless relic that I can try to sell?

Me: Sure. Logically, that makes sense.

Player: Okay, cool. I'm gonna try to sell it to this scholar over here.

Me: He's interested. How much?

Player: 3,000 gold?

Me: Okay, let me roll for him and-

Me, after rolling: ...

Me: He buys it, no questions asked.

Player: You rolled a one, didn't you.

Me: I don't wanna talk about it

[macthedm]

Storytime: I am running a beginner campaign that has premade classes with magical items, so my players can experience the joy of D&D without drowning in all rules of it. Well one of my players has a dagger that returns to its owner, self-replicate 5x, dealing 6d4 total and can be used to produce a cone of daggers dealing 12d4. He also has a phantom sword that deals 2d8 force damage. In the campaign, there is a forge that is used to combine magical weapons. You can probably see where this is going. He combines these two magical weapons and now has an item that deals either 12d8 or 24d8. I now have to limit his uses of this item cause it is broken. I have made a mistake. The End

[oh-rhia-you-fangirl]

Ah shit, what are they called...? A, uh... a bunny rabbit person walks up to you.

Blake (DM)

[the-nat1-dm]

Playing horrible NPCs

Last session was interesting. After giving my players a few lovable characters I thought it best to remind my party, specifically the 2 Half-elves and the Half-Orc,  of the attitude the world has for them. For this, I created the snooty High Elf: Leshanna (forgot to give a last name). She charged the two players that went to her Fine Clothing Store 300g for a single outfit, and only haggled down to 150g because one character, a Tabaxi, took her aside and haggled alone. They could have tried for lower but went with the first offer \_(o.o )_/ Next I repurposed an NPC from HotDQ, Jos, into a pompous ass(insulting an Orc NPC in front of the Half-Orc character). I kinda messed up the plot so I see no harm in messing with a few NPCs as I try and redirect things back on track

[ajplaysdnd]

I totally fucked up while DMing last night and revealed the Big Bad to my players 

[thedatingodyssey]

Let’s just tell you all that I’m currently 29… Also, points deducted for the "asians are my favorite" comment.

[faislebuzz]