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Hi am Madeline but you can call me Madzie NUMBER 1 MAYBE HAPPY ENDING FAN :333

[whyiseveryusernametaken898]

I think the biggest problem with Zutara isn't the actual ship, it's how insufferable Zutara shippers are.

Like, you don't see Zukka shippers ever complaining about their ship not being canon, they are just like "yay we got some Zukka content in the movie" and then they have fun making fanart about it and writing fics like a normal shipper enjoying a fandom would.

But Zutara shippers are so set on wanting the ship to be canon that they hate on not only Kataang but Zukka and Maiko too. And everyone that disagrees with them is obviously a misogynist and they hate Katara.

I'm not telling you to stop shipping Zutara, i'm telling you to stop raining on everybody's parade, the show isn't bad written because you didn't get what you wanted.

Aang and Katara have a healthy, loving relationship and you need to accept that, it's been 20 years.

[pipetych]

[petscopped]

Posting this from something I said on Discord:

Lots of discourse about how good/bad of people Jack and Rosemary are is completely missing that a lot of the story's characters are shaped by the circumstances and era they're in, and that a lot of the point of Faces of Grief- as I saw it- is how Jack and Rosemary failed each other and Sophie in the face of such a devastating loss.

"Jack is patriarchal and thinks he should be stronger than his wife and daughter" yes, and he was raised in the 1950s and is trying to take on the role of the protective family man because it's what he learned and he believes it's what his family needs. Misogynistic and rooted in misogynistic ideals, yes, but it doesn't make him a raging sexist, it's just a way he fails his family because that's what the episode is about. Arguably, by not allowing himself to grieve to keep up the image of the strong patriarch of the Walten family, he's also failing himself.

"Rosemary doesn't get any help for her obviously deteriorating mental health and is a worse mother to Sophie for it" yes, and it's 1974 and that kind of thing was way more stigmatized, and also Rose's mental health is so violently bad that she believes she doesn't deserve help and no amount of Sophie needing her is going to change those factors. This doesn't make her an irredeemable person because she didn't put her daughter first when she was not capable of it, it's just a way that she fails her family and herself. Y'know what I mean

[m0chicandy]

I never felt so angry at a man then Felix from walten flies because what you fucking mean that you lied about killing your friends own children when you were drinking is driving now not letting his wife coming to the restaurant and stealing her characters that she made bruh I hope Felix m the most horrific death in history I want this mf die on site 

[feraluwo]

“you guys should watch the walten files” i tell my friends for the fourth time today

[naninenuny]

s2 finale but instead of shirely coming back its lord patterson coming back

[duckieslament]

how it feels to interact with walten files fans again after years of solitude and separation

but then its the bullshit theorists that say “jack is abusive” “felix did nothing wrong” “rosemary is worse than felix” “eva tried to sound chilean to show that jack is bon”

[duckieslament]

how it feels to interact with walten files fans again after years of solitude and separation

but then its the bullshit theorists that say “jack is abusive” “felix did nothing wrong” “rosemary is worse than felix” “eva tried to sound chilean to show that jack is bon”

[kittycandyart]

Felix after destroying a happy family in the span of a couple months

Felix public execution when?

I don't know why hearing Felix on the TV saying quality food made me laugh so hard. But then my smile disappeared when I saw Rosses reaction, I felt so bad for her

[takeachillpillshawty]

Hey, I just realised the new Walten Files dropped a 2 days ago. I heard it was really good! I will give my opinion on it when I'm done, wish me luck!

[takeachillpillshawty]

mark your fucking days Felix Kranken.

[the-felix-kranken-hater]

THE BRAZEN BON FOR HIS CRIMES!!!! MADE BY YOURS TRULY AND FELIX KRANKEN HATER JR.

I HOPE HE DIES

[duckieslament]

I’ve been seeing a recent resurgence in the theory that Bon is Jack, and I want to give my points as to why I don’t believe it here

1) The way Bon speaks to Rosemary does not come off as a romantic lover, rather someone who idolizes her. We know that Bon adores the animatronics, and that he revolves his entire (after)life to them. When Rosemary speaks about designing the animatronics, his reply comes off in a more fan matter, rather than familiarity. This is further emphasized by the fact that Rosemary avoids saying she loves him back. you also can’t claim she stopped loving Jack, since she literally JUST escaped prison and ran backstage to see him.

2) Jack did not want Rosemary to think about him anymore. It wouldn’t make sense for him to then reach out and lure her in with his memory.

3) Jack, for the most part, seems to cope by using lighthearted remarks about when Molly was a child. He does this to try to make Rosemary smile. When Rosemary deploys the same lighthearted remarks, Bon doesn’t understand

4) Jack and Bon do not share the same amount of enthusiasm about the animatronics. Bon idolizes them, calls them perfect, is implied to have KILLED himself to live as one of them, whilst Jack is… normal? Only really comments on the bowtie

5, and the most important) Jack being Chilean is a very important thing to Martin, hence why he voice acts Jack himself to give Jack a Chilean accent. Bon, on the other hand, does not have this accent. For lack of a better way of wording it, I don’t think Martin Walls would have casted Eva in order to whitewash Jack. If he wanted Jack to be Bon, he would’ve voice acted Bon himself. This is specifically about the claim that Bon “sounds” Chilean at the end. Martin would have voiced Bon from the start if he wanted to hint at this

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All of this is simply my opinion and I’d love if anyone who does believe in this theory wants to talk about it! Thanks for reading

[duckieslament]

Rewatched Guilty and wow dude Felix Kranken doesn't even mention how he thinks Rosemary would feel. He truly doesn't care about her at all.

It genuinely seems like he methodically waited until Jack went missing to start remodeling Bon's Burgers. To start using her characters again. Without a care as to how she even feels. Then threatens a restraining order.

Felix Kranken is truly the devil

[duckieslament]

I’ve been seeing a recent resurgence in the theory that Bon is Jack, and I want to give my points as to why I don’t believe it here

1) The way Bon speaks to Rosemary does not come off as a romantic lover, rather someone who idolizes her. We know that Bon adores the animatronics, and that he revolves his entire (after)life to them. When Rosemary speaks about designing the animatronics, his reply comes off in a more fan matter, rather than familiarity. This is further emphasized by the fact that Rosemary avoids saying she loves him back. you also can’t claim she stopped loving Jack, since she literally JUST escaped prison and ran backstage to see him.

2) Jack did not want Rosemary to think about him anymore. It wouldn’t make sense for him to then reach out and lure her in with his memory.

3) Jack, for the most part, seems to cope by using lighthearted remarks about when Molly was a child. He does this to try to make Rosemary smile. When Rosemary deploys the same lighthearted remarks, Bon doesn’t understand

4) Jack and Bon do not share the same amount of enthusiasm about the animatronics. Bon idolizes them, calls them perfect, is implied to have KILLED himself to live as one of them, whilst Jack is… normal? Only really comments on the bowtie

5, and the most important) Jack being Chilean is a very important thing to Martin, hence why he voice acts Jack himself to give Jack a Chilean accent. Bon, on the other hand, does not have this accent. For lack of a better way of wording it, I don’t think Martin Walls would have casted Eva in order to whitewash Jack. If he wanted Jack to be Bon, he would’ve voice acted Bon himself. This is specifically about the claim that Bon “sounds” Chilean at the end. Martin would have voiced Bon from the start if he wanted to hint at this

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All of this is simply my opinion and I’d love if anyone who does believe in this theory wants to talk about it! Thanks for reading

[duckieslament]

“rosemary is an absolutely disgusting person and a villain, and deserved what happened to her”

> checks profile

“felixkrankenlvr9273 #felixkrankendidnowrong”

yeah checks out

[i-cant-think-of-a-name-today]

i think sophie walten should be allowed to kill felix kranken

[adambutrllycool]

walten files 5 meme that i made ty felix kranken