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ranting about uncool stuff/and mlp posts

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iron lung review/thoughts

holy fuck it was good but i will agree ya some of the voices were muddled but then again. some audios will slip up and so on in different theaters. now onto the review. ya i will agree ya the pacing was super long. but it should be its a movie about a game in a damn sub. there is literally nothing to do in a damn sub except for oh ya go to coordinates and do what ever thing you were sent out to do.(i dont know subs and how people work them lol). but damn my mind was fucking planted at every second of it. cause i am a nerd who likes psychological horror. so just the silence and the nothing of being in a sub. and watching this man tweak the fuck out because of eldritch horrors. just made me happy. cause i love the idea of a slow burn of slowly going insane because of tech issues and eldritch horrors. so i left the theater i work at floored because i just was stuned at the whole movie. like it was good very good.

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cats 2020 or cats go to  peach topia

so i was board and my mother seeing as we had nothing else to do because of the carona virus decided to watch a weird kids cartoon movie called cats no not the music or the remake movie. its a cartoon movie about a cat named blanked who meets a stray cat and becomes friends with him and this stray cat gives him this weird glass bead and leaves. blanked then has a kitten named cape who thinks his mother went to this weird place for cats called peach topia. so this cat i kid you not decides he wants to go to peachtopia to find his mother despite the father not telling the kid the truth. so again i kid you not this tiny kitten finds out through weird youtube videos how to make a rocket out of soda bottles and a hang glider out of craft paper. he then decides to test out a bunch of stuff failing untill again i kid you not he builds a litral mini space ship out of coke bottles and a hang glider that also fits inside of the darn rocket ship. i mean what the heck and this rocked was going at like litral rocket speed and staying in the air for a long time when real coak bottle rockets litraly only stay in the air for what 2 min at least. so the kitten gets to this island where everything seems to have glass statues and shit. and a factory of some sorts and thats were we find the main vilian of the story a mad glass maker who lost his touch when the black stray cat that was his inspration stole his only good original art work wich was a glass bead. now i gotta say these glass sculptures were all amazing through out the video why the heck anyone would hate them or find them un original thats dumb. 

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knives out review/spoilers

ok so i just got back like an hour ago from knives out and i gotta say this is way better then murder on the orient express because with that movie the freaking ending was easy as fuck to spot.

knives out had so many twists it was great like at first i thought “ oh its so these people no wait ... it was this person. no wait it wasent this person then who the heck was it. like it kept making me thing one person did it but dident mainly because everyone had a motive in this movie so everyone could of done it yet dident. 

so the plot is basically to sum it up in dumb language “ rich old man who writes mystery books dies every privileged rich cousin/grandchild comes to a head that oh he was murdered.  so they all start talking on who it is as this poor old mans funiral and i think will was going on. but then boom shit goes down and everyone is at each others throats and the one that is the most inocent is litraly the hired dr for the old man who freaking died. and let me tell you once the family turns on each other it just shows how animalistic people can get once money and shit is involved especaly a rich family. wich i loved seeing fall apart because again money can do this to people. 

spoiler teritory ahead

so things i loved in this movie were how quickly racism was brought in since the nurse was of latin/mexican decent and shit. and they go  on saying oh we treated you like family and we will keep doing that. but once all the money and the house all was written to her everyone turned on her and used that against her and i think one of the characters i forgot who said “ we never treated her like family” wich is true she was a nurse and not cared for by anone in that family all they used her for was for a dumb fucking race argument on the day of the old mans birthday. the only one that actualy treated her like family was the old man. and he had a good reason to help her and give her everything. this family was no doubt shit all of them and dident deserve this old mans kindness. 

the old man said none will be in his will and he kept to that as well as finding out everything each one did that was bad like this weird ass hippy chick she was with holding money from her daughters collage funds because she was poor. like what the hell you peice of shit maby with that money your daughter could get a good enough job to pay for your living or maby dont be an influancer for like the internet or what ever. thats a shit job. and next i think the grandson or who ever who had an affair the old man was wright in doing that as well since the guy never told the family and never intended on doing so as well as trying to make his fathers book company his own rather then doing his own thing from the ground up.  

SO all in all this movie had so many twists and turns i was glad i watched it all the characters were so good and well played the home was amazing looking and everything else. 

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maleficent mistress of evil review

ok so yesterday i saw maleficent and i gotta say i loved it keeping with the theme of the bad guys are good and the good guys are bad. or just misguided. 

so first thing i love is that Aurora is actually doing a good job of ruling and sorta knows how to do it well enough. another thing i like is the attitude of maleficent to her daughter getting married like every mother may or may not react to it like that. 

 next thing the queen of the human side i loved how you could immediately tell she was evil from the get go of like just the looks she gave off you immediately say “ well shit she has something planed. as well as how she worded things to a way wich made malificent sound evil and her good and yet she still sounded evil as all hell. especaly all the shady shit she does. so a plus for a good villian/ hero doing bad shit trying to clam the intentions as good.

next all the fae/ dark fairys i fucking love them all because diffrent sub species like fucking desert, snow, forest and so on and so fourth that is amazing to see that sort of a  world grow and to see what that world is like. ok another thing props to that one fay that saved those i think 3 kids in the battle despite the kids being human. like this fae decided hay kids are in danger i dont want a child ever geting hurt because of a war. so a plus to that one fae. 

now for my gripes i have about the movie

1. the fucking advisor for the human queen she litraly had no fucking business being there and just sorta dident need to be there because i feel like the queen could of done everything her damn self. so this red head dummy was not needed. 

2. the comic releif fairys, now the weird ass hedgehog fairy/fae was not needed as well as the fucking mushroom thing only for just like minor plot and funny biz wich to me is still not needed in this movie. so those characters should not have been in there at all. 

3. deival he should of done more in the movie like i love his character and they should of done more with him at least other then just become a bear and fight. like come on.

now onto my thaughts of the most boring of characters now dont get me wrong yes i know the focus is on malificent wich is why some characters are dulled down but they should not be dulled down this much. so here we go

1. princess aurora now dont get me wrong shes a good character in the first movie no doubt but in this movie her character was super bland and realy dident do anything except make a few rules and run around trying to help and getting nowhere because of her weak sad arm strength and figuring out who the real harmful person is.  wich is ok i guess i mean the story did need someone to figure it out but i feel like malificent probly figured it out right at the damn dinner party wich made aurora fucking usless in this movie other then geting married 

2. the prince he was just as fucking usless because all he did was fall in love and tell his second in command a bunch of stuff and when confronted with his mother he couldent do shit untill he figured out “ i have to fight my way out of this. 

3. the king: like i wanted to see more of him doing stuff like trying to calm his wife down or trying to talk shit out but no all we get is “ oh no the king is cursed wah” like i wanted to see more of the king being diplomatic with his wife. but props to him in the end love it. 

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infinity train theory debunked aw man

welp shit all my theories were wrong but at least that one guys theory one one one was correct so yay for them. boo for me lol. but at least its a happy ending so that makes me glad. and now i want to make a infinity train story with an oc. 

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Infinity train theory

Ok so you know how those weird bug things have dog like legs. And how we saw a person get evaporated. So here is my theory you know how infinity train is multiple cars. What if this train is not just never ending cars but there are never ending tulips like alternat reality tulips that have tried and failed. Same with Atticus those bug things are multi versions of Atticus.

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Elderly rant

Ok so today at work I had an almost spat with an elderly person about seats in the lobby of our movie theater. So me being the tender nice person I tried to relate to her saying “ ya I understand that feeling Like get no breaks at all.” She then says “ no you don’t back in my day my father use to say” so I said “ ok I understand. She then kept saying stuff about seats.” So do I think this older woman should of complained about the seats. Yes do I think she was allowed to yell at me in a verbal wit match and then think she won. No because geting into a verbal argument about logic and shit is stupid

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Weight loss and weight rant

I’m sick and tired of family’s saying “ oh if you were such and such weight you would be perfect.” Like not everyone should be fucking model thin or Barbie doll thin like that’s not an actual thing I mean sure ya people do look like that at times. But it’s like the people who are forced to look like that and told that is what it means to be beautiful. Like no it’s not and it’s also not healthy eather to be super skinny or super over weight. There really should be a middle ground for freaking beauty

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Mlp drama rant

Ok so recently today a person contacted me who hasent talked to me in years. I then look on their blog to see drama against 2 to three other blogs. 2 of witch I agree with are shit. And 1 I don’t even freaking know about but I follow their YouTube and don’t know what to think. This person says every person I have talked about has also bullied them but I don’t see anything of it or if it is then the person had a reason too. I’m so tired of this and I would of never thaught this guy would come back.

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I’m sick and tired of people thinking slytherin are bad

Not all of them are evil like come on there are good ones to.

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hazbin hotel alastor theory

so i have a fun theory so i have a feeling alastor can telliport through like radios and tvs and any electronics. this is what that weird glitch was that was in the newist video. and judging by charlies face she knew he telliported somewhere. now onto why and or what ever angel dust dosent know or what he does not want to remember. i have a theory that one way or another alastor controlled angel at one point to do something but wiped his memory of that thing. same with all the others. i also have a feeling alastors version of helping will only be to get to charlies father and also over throw him. this is probly why or maby why we wont ever see the devil himself because he to is in hiding. because he knows why alastor is a threat. 

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crimes of grindlewald review

all the creatures were great i wanted more of them actors acting was meh johnny depp is as money deprived and acting deprived as ever he needs help litral medical help. plot was too confusing because they kept shifting to other plots in the movie. like do i care about love afairs i dont for god sake just get back to the creatures already. loved newts apartment design because it is litraly a magical animal hospital and exactly like his suit case only even bigger and leads out to other places in the case of the kelpy. 

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goosebumps 2 review with spoilers

ok this movie was good but not as good as the first goosebumps. things i loved slappy was spot on. although as most have said his walking looked off and that is true mostly because eather one of three things 1 cgi can only go so far and look good 2. they decided to make him have relistic slight puppet movement. or 3 bleh. second thing i liked was just all the monster designs they were all great and amazingly creative. and just the scenery was great. i love slappy being a slight bro to the family at first that was great and fun to see him being brotherly to the sister and bro even for his own gain i guess

things i did not like 

slappys plan ok i get this book was his first but slappy come on man you should know by now get rid of the mother trucking kids first then do your plan.  why the fuck were their bullies even in this movie they were so dumb and not in all good for the plot. 

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house with a clock in the walls review spoilers

ok so i loved this this movie but it did have its faults 1 being the over used joke of “ bad kitty” like we get it its a cat who cant control its self and tends to over eat and or shit alot with out a litter box its done and over used.

 2. necromancy ok im all for necromancy but realy if you see a necromancy book and a child litraly knows what it is and says to not fuck with it put it back dont egg someone on to use it thats just dumb and stupid and falling into the trop of stupid kids doing stupid shit. grand it i will give it some slack its kids after all so they dident know what they were doing.

 3. bullying like oh nooo i have to make this kid be my friend even if he is a bully to me now so im going to do necromancy to win him over” no just no if someone is that much of a jerk and a bully dont do necromancy especaly if he back off of what ever it was you did. like thats not the type of friend you want to make. grant it yes i will again cut them a little slack because children. 

4. mom dreams uh if your mom is speaking to you in dreams about a  book and to go find that book you have got to know something is up like come on kid use your brain your realy smart.

 5. tell the adults what you did litraly dont hid shit yes again cuting some slack oh because kids are childish and afraid so nope cant tell family because family says they will kick you out. litraly no they wont family will if almost never do that to a kid they will say that but not mean it if so then second adult will try and reason with first adult. 

6. spontanious magic use like seriously is magic that powerful that you cant see yourself doing it around others and or the enviroment? like god control yourself.  7. decoder rings can solve magic? like what the heck what kind of tv show can teach you languages and shit that is incomprehendable even for an advanced magic user? 

8. necrophilia? bleh no why would you show this in a kiddos movie ish this is ugh no why i get it ya necromancy but ugh why show that. 

9. using powers to gain popularity like no kid dont use your magic for that thats dumb and stupid 

10. rip that one fat kid and no giant sundays for you sorry kiddo your dreams of giant sundays got smashed into nothing.

11. what the fuck is a decoder ring in a canister of chocolate powder was that a legit thing back in the 50s 

12. forced plot like ok yes i get it ok yes the kid must find this book stop shoving it down our throats we all get it just let the kid find it no need to keep saying “ did you get that book yet oh you know you can have so much more friends if you get that book, did you know that book can help you with all the problems in your life. yes we get it go find the book geez. 

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house with a clock in its walls review

ok so i just saw house with a clock in its walls and i loved it i loved the actors i loved the affects i just did not like one part in the movie that i thaught was dumb as shit and i wont say it here in case of spoilers but it was just dumb thats not how you make friends you idiot 

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slenderman movie rant

ok so today i saw the slenderman movie and i have to sort of agree like yes this was dumb teens doing dumb shit. and most of the characters were very bland but i will say this the images and scenes were amazingly shot and just the darkness of the forests were just so good it gave me that creepy vibe. and my god the slenderman was realy good in this movie i mean all and all it was a good movie would i watch it again probly would i recomend it nope mainly because it seemed like it was rushed and the characters did not realy have that much of a backstory. although maby if this movie gets enough there may be a second one and who knows maby we will get more backstory to the characters. and maby we wont have any flat characters. oh and also sony stop riping off of the fucking ring they already did the whole video bull shit. 

spoilers: HE CAN GO THROUGH DOORS WE ARE ALL DOOMED 

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fnaf book review and semi spoilers

what i love is the fact mangle is litraly fun time foxy like my god i loved that detale like arg so great.