Sorry, all out of creative titles.

listen up ye little fuckers, the name is mada, i'm 19, i live in michigan and cry myself to sleep on the daily. my blog is pretty much just a massive shitpost. have a nice day.

[madabearr-blog]

Yoooo I need help

I need somebody with artistic ability to draw something for meeeee

Of course you'll be compensated, we can discuss that

It's v important so get @ ya girl soon ty

[spicy-blanket]

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

[arcticsirius]

@mistressphobia

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[animalbody]

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

[yo-she-bitch]

[dr3am-brother]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[lizgillies]

[smarter]

me as a dad

[refinery29]

#DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition)

We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass differently abled people can be. And it looks like the rest of the internet is finally catching up. An array of Twitter users of different ages, races, and genders are showing up to strut their stuff, share their stories, and prove that their disabilities are just part of what makes them cute and fierce as heck.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

They are all cute and beautiful God Bless

[birepublicangirl-blog]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[vote-for-eggman]

*actual representation I live for*

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[dekutree]

[sexhaver]

im in physical pain

[cisnowflake]

This is the worst thing my eyes have ever been set upon.

[kiwimaycry]

[ruinedchildhood]

?????????

[fuckthekxng]

what??????

[aria-jane-cherry]

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

That was wild from start to finish

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theycallhimcake]

[kruel-kid]