fuck it

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[vigilantsycamore]

“I bet you can’t say a sentence without the letter e” jowks on you thuh pronounciation of Ainglish vowull lutturs is basically inturchangibble so you can taill what axactly I’m saying aivin though I’m spalling it incorractly

[valtsv]

has he, y'know... seen the slug?

[aqueous-aerolite]

[glidebylilychouchou]

i’m dropping out of college to do this

[debelice]

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

[chirasul]

you know what fuck you *unfalls your water*

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

[spitegoblin]

Sometimes, people are really great.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

HOLY SHIT

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

THEY'RE SELLING PUSSY AT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[mgrmx]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Transcription:

Tiktok 1: What’s a mistake you learned the hard way that you can now help people to avoid?

Tiktok 2: (slowly increasing in desperation) If your coworkers watch podcasts, don’t try to have conversations with them during lunch rush, right? Today we had a crazy lunch rush. I’m over here making fuckin chicken, I’m smacking bean bags, I’m trying to get rice going, I-I’m in the zone, right?

I see one of my coworkers, they’re just staring off into the distance. Right, I come up, I’m like “Hey? Are you good cause it’s game time, we gotta make the burritos,” right? And he was like, “You know humans have two lives?”

I was like, “What?” fuckin- I stopped what I was doing I’m like “What are you talking about.” He’s like, “We don’t start our second life until we realize we only have one life to live.” And I’m like, “It’s fuckin. Saturday. I want to go home. I bought uncrustables. Can we- can we go?”

He was like, “Yeah. Also, how did we start a first language if we didn’t have a language to start with in the first place?” And I’m like, “Who are you,” right? And he’s like “Do you like podcasts?”

We didn’t get out of work on time.

[mortalmab]

Listen to this with the sound on, he sounds so BROKEN

[holdvilag-archive]

unstoppable force (me hating when i have unread messages) vs immovable object (not having the energy to text back and carry a conversation)

[ortut]

🍰

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

c u r s e d

[megglesmcgee]

[hausmensch]

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[jazeth]

I’m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff

[granny-core]

I feel like a big part of enjoying life is being able to get excited over the truly small things, like having a fruit you like, wearing your fave socks, the smell of rain or the way light comes through your window.

When my anxiety got very severe last year, the thing that made life worth it was those tiny little things, which became tremendously important when I wasn’t well enough to really do anything or go anywhere for a year. A brown egg, some cute stickers, a wildflower my neighbour brought me on the way home from a party, seeing the weather change every day, watching the birds from my window… It’s happiness in miniature, and deserves some attention.

[domesticabuser]

[teeashirts]

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May your January be filled with love and healing. 

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[godlessondheimite]