Madame Bowtie

multifandom, LGBT, shitposter

[madamebowtie]

I have graduated from 'girls are so fucking hot' bi to 'i am a baby witch and I want a cottagecore witch to fancy me :/'

So witches of Tumblr if any of y'all wanna be witch friends I need support sisters :/

[shizumae]

Kym: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Lauren: the audacity

[madamebowtie]

Being gay like:

[mxbutchtwink]

Man,,, I'm just sitting here,, on my silk sheets,,, in a low collared shirt that exposes my neck,,, all alone,,, sure would be a shame if a mysterious figure were to climb through my open window into my room,,, to find me draped across the bed all helpless,,, with no one else around,, oh no

🧛‍♂️🦇 ❤Vampires PLEASE interact 🧛‍♂️🦇❤

[madamebowtie]

Oh, no.... Look at this helplessly mortal carelessly draped on their bed....

I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

[amoisthobo]

This is fucking irredeemable. You can’t reform this

[madamebowtie]

Hypothetical scenario;

WHAT IF I was a strong stud who couldn't connect with anyone and WHAT IF you were a soft sunshine bb that decided I was funny and WHAT IF you started following me around like a puppy dog until I fell in love with you.... And we were both girls 😳👉👈

[madamebowtie]

Throwback to the time I was socially awkward and read all the time and I tried to make friends with a girl by playing 2 truths and 1 lie and my dumbass thought the game was INVENTED by the author of Goddess Girls so naturally when my friend said they knew the game I was excited because hey, they must like goddess girls too! So I tried to make a joke and did all 3 truths and they got confused, and I was like 'ya know, like Apollo? God of truth?' and they sorta barely laughed and walked away. :/

[madamebowtie]

Really FUCKING pissed that I am not laying in BED next to a BEAUTIFUL girl while she is ASLEEP and turning off the LIGHT for her so she can sleep BETTER and letting her ROLL OVER onto MY SHOULDER and DREAMING PEACEFULLY. 😡

[madamebowtie]

How is this the post that blew up, wlw I see yo asses, come get y'all juice 😂

[tea-and-yearning]

Concept: we kiss under a quilt we made together in a blanket fort lined with fairy lights. You run your hands through my hair and we cuddle for hours and fall asleep in our cozy, warm fort.

[madamebowtie]

I WANT THIS SO BAD

[tea-and-yearning]

My hair is very soft and smells super sweet, and it is a crime against god no one is petting my hair.

[harbingerofdevastation]

I like my women how I like my coffee: dark, bitter, and very, very hot

[jurassic-snark1889-deactivated2]

what if we held hands..... in the graveyard while the moon rose.... and we watched horror movies projected onto a headstone..... and we were both girls????

[madamebowtie]

Can you imagine 😳

[theorphankid]

imagine, early morning, you’re drinking your coffee, you watch the sun wake up, then suddenly you feel to hands make their way around your waist, its your girlfriend, she hides her face on your neck, with raspy voice she tells you all about her dreams....and it all happens in this kitchen

[madamebowtie]

😳

[bitchenby]

Me pinning you down inside a blanket fort we built together? Yes, please :)

[madamebowtie]

ITS THIS TIME OF YEAR WHO'S DOWN

[madamebowtie]

Really FUCKING pissed that I am not laying in BED next to a BEAUTIFUL girl while she is ASLEEP and turning off the LIGHT for her so she can sleep BETTER and letting her ROLL OVER onto MY SHOULDER and DREAMING PEACEFULLY. 😡

[virgil-positivity]

Witchy Virgil! Insence, plants of all kinds hanging out (which are somehow alive even though they definitely don't get the sun they need), vials of liquid, a cauldron for mixing, etc. Complete Witch Aesthetic but here's the twist: no one except him knows. And because of the influence of both Roman and Remus, the potions he makes from books gathered from the Imagination actually work, all the spells he tries actually have the chance to be pulled off, and no one knows. A little secret for himself!

I feel like Virgil would go with the dark cottagecore aesthetic of it all so so well.

He'd have his potions displayed on his shelf but as a power move? They're labeled as completely ordinary things

The ones with perfume names are medicinal potions. Sometimes he sprays the others when they're feeling bad (like a flue or headache) claiming he was making a new fragrance and wanted them to test it and they suddenly feel so much better. The only struggle is keeping Remus far from them.

He tried his best to master saying spells in the lowest of voices so he sometimes pulls pranks on Roman or Janus (sometimes even Logan) and disguises them with sneezes or coughs. It was hilarious until he almost set the kitchen on fire. Now he only does it when they're on their rooms

He has plants of all kinds everywhere in his room. He pulled some magic to water them daily without needing Patton to come and do it for him, bc last time.... Lets say Patton's afraid of his daisies now

Crystals. Crystals e v e r y w h e r e . Sometimes he has to get more because they're lost in the mess of his room

He has tried to see if Harry Potter spells could be recreated irl. The dark stain in his room is proof that they shouldn't.

Roman asked him once what was the cauldron for and in a panic Virgil yelled "soup!". He had to actually prepare dinner for that night. Taking the smell of carrots from the cauldron was not a pretty experience.

You can all add to this hc because it's fantastic and I ran out of things to say, but

Witchy Virgil? Witchy Virgil.

[virgil-positivity]

Why would you leave this out??

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

Did you just call Virgil a plant?

[virgil-positivity]

Hajdhsjf yes

[finalgirlguy]

i'm going to scream this is everything i've ever wanted

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Awwwww

[yougoodfahm]

I love them so much omg 🥺💞

[madamebowtie]

This whole video was a prinxiety treasure

[madamebowtie]

Moments I should've known I was gay:

When a guy laid across me and my friend's lap and asked one of us to scratch his back and we both just laughed awkwardly and looking at each other like 'ew'