Incorrect Purple Hyacinth Quotes

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Do you want to commit a murder?

Kieran to Lauren (in the tune of do you want to build a snowman)

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Kieran: I love you.

Lauren: What?

Kieran: Did I stutter?

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You’re a panic attack waiting to happen but you’re my panic attack waiting to happen.

Kieran about Lauren

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I didn’t come out here to have a gay awakening but here we are.

Darcy when meeting Belladonna

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Kieran: But Lauren I care about you now.

Lauren: That sounds like a you problem.

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Darcy: Belladonna, you can't just call Redcliff the devil.

Belladonna: Because it's offensive to the devil?

[hoshinomusume]

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Belladonna: Hi bestie—

Kieran: Die

Belladonna: What did I do to you—

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Will: HELP! I TOLD KYM I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT AND I CAN’T COOK!

Lauren pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Kym: Which is more correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Will: Neither.

Will: Because it’s twelve.

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Lauren: I can’t stand you.

Kieran: Then sit in my lap?

[typhlonectes]

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Lauren: I have trauma.

Every person who knows her: You’re the reason I have trauma

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Belladonna: We’re friends aren’t we?

Kieran: By the loosest stretch of that word, sure.

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Kieran: Scale of 1 to 10 how bad of an idea is this?

Lauren: I think if you’re asking me we’re well passed that.

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Kieran White: a literal mass murderer, the most feared assassin in the Phantom Scythe

The Purlpe Hyacinth fandom: Kiki :D

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Maybe a felony will make me feel better.

Belladonna anytime she’s sad