no thoughts only puppets

Howdy! You can call me Gem (aroace, she/her, adult), and this is my blog. Expect a lot of fandom stuff, along with the occasional doodle. If you need anything tagged, please don't hesitate to ask!

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[melonsharks]

"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

[yellowbrickramble]

I looked up the history of shoeboxes and yes they absolutely had cardboard shoeboxes in the early 1900s same as we do today. However, instead of glued paperboard, they used taped or stapled corrugated cardboard boxes covered with paper. Neat, huh?

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[viralfrog]

[twisted-rat-king]

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

[princeofneverland]

My Second Star designs. sniffle....brushing my hair behind my ear

i made these over. a good few months, so starting from wendy if they look a little wonky its cause jas and peter were drawn first obviously :]

in order, its: Tink, Wendy, James, Peter and Māikaika

2 things to say obviously: 1. no tink isnt that big dont EVER be silly again… and 2. Māikaika is tiger lily!! She's Lillian from my modern au (which. no one on tumblr will know about sadly) i can go more in depth on her if anyone's interested but tldr. She's Māori, not native american!

PLEASE. PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS. PLEASE. CLINGING TO THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

[madamegemknight]

genuinely though how are we living in the timeline where we get om before we get ANY of the trollans. is mattel under a curse that if they so much as mention dree elle in a non-cameo context they'll all explode.

[pinkatto]

we love Big Challenges in this profile 💖💖

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #888

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #890

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[madamegemknight]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A

And we've got a treat for One-Off Filmation Character Enjoyers this week with HE-MAN AND SKELETOR...WORK TOGETHER?!

Marvel in amazement as a modern piece of He-Man media DARES to ask the bold and innovative question "what if we DIDN'T base Fisto solely around an unfunny joke about his name and let him actually just exist as a character???????????" Pause halfway through the episode and go "wait a second is this a mashup of The Arena and The Games or is it just The Arena with the Fisto element from The Games?" Congratulate whoever had Om returning on their Tales from Eternia bingo card!

We've also got HE-MAN ISN'T THERE???, released a few days ago, which the Mattel Adventures channel has generously decided to label as a "clip" of the first episode despite it being half of the first episode's length? So if you're in a rush and only have time to watch a 2 minute He-Man YouTube cartoon instead of a 4 minute He-Man cartoon, Mattel Adventures has got your back 👍 unless you require subtitles because inexplicably despite the subtitles already existing for this clip it only has automatic captioning. huh.

Cross your fingers and hope we get some more one-off Filmation characters returning in the future (Bowena pleaseeeeee I miss youuuuuuu) on this double-feature

[squeakysauce]

I call him Man-e-plush.

[rebelsafoot]

yes i am a girl like you