i solemnly swear i am up to no good

// Karol / Rose // 15 // Slytherin // 

[madameolympemaxime]

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This is random but appreciated 💓💓💓

[hatepotion]

Happy 38th, buddy

(Top rows, left to right: Arthur, Molly, Charlie, Hermione, Victoire, Teddy, Ron, Dominique, George, Percy, Angelina, Bill, Audrey. Bottom rows, left to right: Fleur, Louis, Rose, Hugo, James, Ginny, Harry, Lily, Albus, Fred, Roxanne, Molly, Lucy)

Process video here

[madameolympemaxime]

sounds like an excellent plan

ikr it's iconic

[madameolympemaxime]

what would this gang entail lmao

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jackets, definitely jackets and like a potluck every once in awhile? I have no clue 

[madameolympemaxime]

ah finally another slytherin

yes! slytherins unite! all u ambitious binches gather up, we’re gonna make a gang

[madameolympemaxime]

Hi! What is your favorite flower?

oooh fun question! I hate to be a bland bitch but I’ma say roses because Rose is my middle name! but I also like those lilies that look like cups. ily!

[sadboyfactory]

It just occurred to me, as I’m going through the Harry Potter books again, that whenever Harry has visions through Voldemorts eyes that he always, every single time, distinguishes between himself and Voldemort with the mention of “a white hand held a wand which was not his own”, or something to the effect of describing Voldemorts whiteness. While I’ve always taken this as a comment on how Voldemort is inhumanly, disgustingly pale, It occurred to me that a dark-skinned Harry Potter WOULD notice the stark, shocking difference in hands every single time without fail.

[claraxbx]

Fucking here for it

[arcreactorsanddragons]

I’m just imagining someone asking Harry about his dreams and being like “are you sure it just wasn’t a dream and it was you?” And Harry’s like “Yeah I’m pretty fuckin sure, I’m not white”

[madameolympemaxime]

by putting kids in houses based on their personality they’re forcing children to learn how to butt heads and make compromises from a young age and that’s pretty damn smart 

[madameolympemaxime]

Harry Potter strolling into The Three Broomsticks

Harry: I'm here, I'm queer, I want some fucking Butterbeer.

[prefect-slytherin-blog]

At a faculty meeting at Hogwarts:

Dumbledore: *Has a board with ‘dying’ written on it*

“There’s only one thing worse than dying.”

*Pulls off a paper to reveal ‘Harry Potter’ above 'dying’*

Snape: “Harry Potter!”

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ginny w/ an undercut ft. arnold the pygmy puff

[merflk]

H E R M I O N E  J E A N  G R A N G E R 

“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour. “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!”

[mushi-and-junior]

hp characters: Rubeus Hagrid

What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does.

[madameolympemaxime]

Nobody prepares you for the feeling of your sibling leaving for college

[the-darling-badger]

you: it’s Easter

you, an intellectual: it’s April Fool’s Day

me, slamming down my third butterbeer: it’s Fred and George Weasley’s birthday

[gryffindor-headcanons]

313. Muggleborn gryffindors starting every care of magical creatures lesson singing ‘Hagrid the dragon guy’ to the tune of bill nye

[charlemane]

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

[charlemane]

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series